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Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

If anyone follows our fearless leader Syd_Lexia on Twitter you know he can get to talking about stuff all the time. Some of these topics I think could become articles if he some time in. Despite that, I was randomly checking Twitter the other day when a tweet of his came up that i had no idea what he was talking about. So, with this and future posts, here is an out-of-context Syd Lexia tweet:

Best part, I didn't even get sick.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) April 26, 2016

I'm having trouble embedding tweets. This will do for now.

Posted: Apr 26 2016 09:41 pm

Someone should tweet Syd so he'll post on his own forum. Syd was pretty well-spoken in his posts, so I miss having his input in threads.

Posted: Apr 27 2016 03:39 pm

Cameron wrote:

Someone should tweet Syd so he'll post on his own forum. Syd was pretty well-spoken in his posts, so I miss having his input in threads.

I don't know, the sexual tension he had for his sister was really starting to weird me out.

Posted: Apr 29 2016 11:59 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

Cameron wrote:

Someone should tweet Syd so he'll post on his own forum. Syd was pretty well-spoken in his posts, so I miss having his input in threads.

I don't know, the sexual tension he had for his sister was really starting to weird me out.

Title: Miss Madness 99 Joined: Sep 09 2012 Posts: 222

sidewaydriver wrote:

Cameron wrote:

Someone should tweet Syd so he'll post on his own forum. Syd was pretty well-spoken in his posts, so I miss having his input in threads.

I don't know, the sexual tension he had for his sister was really starting to weird me out.

I just want Syd to recreate the Goodbye Horses scene from SOTL.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Balki's all like, well, I guess that's enough sheepherding for one day, time to ride this wooden cart to America.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) May 8, 2016

Joined: Oct 19 2009 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1479

Syd Lexia ‏@Syd_Lexia 10h10 hours ago

#Headcanon forever. Blowjobs for everyone.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

But Syd, what if my dog is a therapy/support dog?

Then you're gonna need a hell of a lot more therapy when I fucking cook and eat it.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) May 14, 2016

Posted: May 15 2016 05:30 am

I approve heavily of this thread.

Posted: May 18 2016 10:54 am

But Syd, what if my dog is a therapy/support dog?

Then you're gonna need a hell of a lot more therapy when I fucking cook and eat it.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) May 14, 2016

Joined: Oct 19 2009 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1479

Way to read the thread, excel!

Posted: May 19 2016 12:49 pm

This sucks.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) March 8, 2016

Posted: May 19 2016 04:20 pm

Good save.

Posted: May 20 2016 12:48 pm

Moving on. On a much darker note, happy birthday to @Dr_Jeebus.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) December 16, 2015

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

It's too early to go to sleep, but I now have literally nothing to do. I also have no reason to wake up, so sleep is fucking useless.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) May 29, 2016

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

He wore suits covered in question marks, or occasionally dollar signs, and sold books on how to get "free money from the government".
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) June 1, 2016

I remember this guy.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Federal raids and crop bonfires all day everyday.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) June 8, 2016

Joined: Oct 19 2009 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1479

McCarthyism meets the New Deal?

Posted: Jun 09 2016 05:43 pm

This might be the most pathetic thread that has ever been posted to these forums. It really is kind of sad.

Posted: Jun 10 2016 04:10 pm

Not quite, I'd say Darkness Deku's attempt at starting a celebrity deathpool was more cringe worthy than this.

Posted: Jun 12 2016 11:50 am

That's why I said might. That one was pretty bad, but this one just screams "We can't get Syd to come here to suck his dick, so lets take a photo of his dick and suck that instead." It's some sort of weird proxy dick sucking contest.

I really shouldn't be too surprised though, this forum sure does love its dick sucking.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

@om*d wrote:

I really shouldn't be too surprised though, this forum sure does love its dick sucking.

Fuckin' right.

Posted: Jun 16 2016 03:24 pm

@om*d wrote:

That's why I said might. That one was pretty bad, but this one just screams "We can't get Syd to come here to suck his dick, so lets take a photo of his dick and suck that instead." It's some sort of weird proxy dick sucking contest.

I really shouldn't be too surprised though, this forum sure does love its dick sucking.

Right now, right at this very moment, I am attempting to write again. I will probably fail miserably and you will never see the results.
Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) June 15, 2016

Posted: Jun 16 2016 09:42 pm

I never see the results whether he is successful or not.

Posted: Jun 17 2016 01:34 am

The only thing he's ever successful at anymore is MTG games, and even then he has a big cry when he isn't.