I just bought some hot dogs today. Plan on having them tomorrow. Will take a shot of hot dog "meat" juice before I cook the hot dogs and will report on flavors afterwards. If I don't report back then I've met with a terrible fate.

While not as bad as I expected it to be, the hot dog package "meat" juice taste was quite terrible. The flavor can best be described as "ball sweat mixed with tears" and resulted in me not cooking and eating the hot dogs (Hot dogs were donated to the patch of woods nearby my house, where the local raccoons reside. Perhaps they can use them in their mating rituals?). I attempted to get the taste out of my mouth by using a butter knife to coat my tongue with deli mustard, which sort of worked. I ended up ordering pizza and getting drunk, played some Minecraft to dig myself a virtual grave and eventually passed out.


In conclusion, I would highly recommend everyone who reads this to try the hot dog meat juice.

I don't know man, the hot dog juice was terrible and I wasn't thinking right. I went for the most powerful flavor that was close by and maybe I was thinking mustard goes on hot dogs so it might help?. I was going to just open the jar and stick my tongue in it but then I realized I would be basically french kissing a jar of mustard. So at least I thought to use a knife and not be a complete weirdo. I mean, it sort of worked, ok?