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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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My wife has finally convinced me to play Pokemon after like 4 and a half years together. I'm playing Pokemon X, and I've decided to give absurd, crude names to all of my beasts. Please help!
So far, I've named my main character Sue, but his friends call him Spitload. I started with a Fennekin, whom I've named Pickadick. I've also caught a Pidgey named Flapjackoff and a Weedle named Luber.
Other names I have include:
McRibbed
McCreamy
Jizzlobber
El Fisto
Big Cuntry (not a typo)
3 Fuckfuls
Sperglord (that's for you Woodzy)
All ideas welcome!
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Thanks for the shoutout, sexy
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Sex toys seem underrepresented on your list of names so I'll go that route.
Anal Bead
Butt Plug
Floppy Dildo
Nipple Clamp
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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My brother named his Charizard "Cumsplosion" or something similar. That's all I got.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
Posts: 964
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Orgasmo or Assblaster. That's about all I've got.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Pokemon X didn't allow Buttplug!!! It could be because it's a used 3DS and we haven't figured out how to remove the parental controls.
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
Posts: 867
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1686
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Get a Nidoking and rename it Blumpking!
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
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Tromboner
Herpesaur
Cumdumpster
DJ Jizzy Jeff
Prolapse
Pill Cosby
Adolf Shitler
Smegmasaur
Chodey
Dick Butkus
Scrota
Pubetaco
Dildo Baggins
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I'm surprised how lax Triforce Heroes is with its naming. I've been naming myself all sorts of offensive things. It even let me name myself Hitler.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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sidewaydriver wrote: |
I'm surprised how lax Triforce Heroes is with its naming. I've been naming myself all sorts of offensive things. It even let me name myself Hitler. |
Animal Crossing: New Leaf had no filter whatsoever in its in-game chat bubbles. I'm honestly not sure how.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Jigglypuss if you catch a Jigglypuff.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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kids in a sandbox if you can use phrases.
rusty trombone.
craven moorehead.
dix normous.
CFNM
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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I always like to name my rival "A hobo." It leads to funny dialogue.
A hobo wants to fight!
A hobo: Smell ya later.
That's right, he's A hobo!
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