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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
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Those women are too small. Fucking them would feel like wearing a flesh condom. If I can see ribs when they're not bending and exhaling deeply or something, then it's a definitely no. There is only one "bone" involved in my fantasies.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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I'm a Lauren Graham fan myself.
Who can say no to THAT? |
Anyone who doesn't want to fuck a 40 year old? 
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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I don't think you can see the ribcages on Dushku & Kunis, as I certainly wouldn't like them if you could. Too sickening as you pointed out.
It's strange, women nowadays seem to be either too skinny or too fat. Most of them can't seem to find a balance anymore...
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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Lauren Graham looks a lot like Mo Collins to me. Then I picture that one character she did on Mad TV. The blatantly rude older lady person. I can't remember the name, but due to this line of thinking... major turn-off.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Lorraine. They really overkilled that character.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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| Lorraine. They really overkilled that character. |
Mad TV overkilled a lot of things. I especially wasn't fond of Miss Swan. Mad TV was funny, but then they just kept doing the same shit over and over. If it's not that funny the first time, the predictability doesn't help it successively.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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| Cattivo wrote: |
I don't think you can see the ribcages on Dushku & Kunis, as I certainly wouldn't like them if you could. Too sickening as you pointed out.
It's strange, women nowadays seem to be either too skinny or too fat. Most of them can't seem to find a balance anymore... |
Now this is a sexy lady who's just right:
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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She reminds me of Rachael Ray. *buzzer*
God, I'm so picky!
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Swan was the worst. Like so many others, it was funny once or twice, then it got annoying.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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Callie O'Malley "look-a like a man."
See how I threw in some Swan for ya?
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RandomFarthead™
Title: Billy Buttfarter™
Joined: Jul 27 2006
Location: Fartin' Alluponz
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my kind of woman
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RandomFarthead™
Title: Billy Buttfarter™
Joined: Jul 27 2006
Location: Fartin' Alluponz
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RandomFarthead™
Title: Billy Buttfarter™
Joined: Jul 27 2006
Location: Fartin' Alluponz
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| Those women are too small. Fucking them would feel like wearing a flesh condom. If I can see ribs when they're not bending and exhaling deeply or something, then it's a definitely no. There is only one "bone" involved in my fantasies. |
WHO THE HELL MADE MY HAMBURGLAR FANTASTIES
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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WHO THE HELL ATE MY (I'm a fucking jackass.)?!! AND WHERE'S MY K-Y???
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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Tim Curry. Awesome. I'm going to go watch Clue for the 947934th time.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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the fact that this topic exists is disgusting,because this is exactly what she was going for. she was looking for attention,to get people talking about her again, and surprise,you all are. good job.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Actually, only the first ten posts were about her. The next 30 or so were about other things after the topic got sidetracked - as per usual. It morphed into a who's hot thread and now is morphing into a random joke thread.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing; they're both stuck up cunts.
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RandomFarthead™
Title: Billy Buttfarter™
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Location: Fartin' Alluponz
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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I'm sorry if I'm a stuck-up cunt. 
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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Location: Massachusetts
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| I'm sorry if I'm a stuck-up cunt. |
Uh, ok? Where did THAT come from? 
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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He's saying "I'm sorry I'm stuck up a cunt", but he typed wrong. I would, too, if I was in a vagina at the time.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| He's saying "I'm sorry I'm stuck up a cunt", but he typed wrong. I would, too, if I was in a vagina at the time. |
Journey to the Center of the Woman by Jules Cattivo.
I wonder what'll be there?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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"Pack your bags, gang, we're going up my mother's ass."
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