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Posted: Feb 17 2007 01:51 pm

So Britney Spears has shaved her head for no apparent reason as well as decided to get a tattoo of a pair of lips on her wrist. Fantastic.

Before you could say "Sure, she's stupid and her songs all suck, but I'd still hit it."

Now, not so much. She looks like one of those cancer boys from the Jimmy Fund.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 02:04 pm

This just screams fake:

And the miraculous growth:

Oh wait! Could it be that she's around 16 years old in both? Why yes!

Posted: Feb 17 2007 02:16 pm

This is a real story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070217/ap_en_mu/people_britney_spears

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Wow, there's insane, and then there's crazy, Sinead O'Connor, wackjob insane.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 02:24 pm

Maybe she'll try to slit her wrist with a Lady Bic.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 02:40 pm

WHOAH! She must've smoked something while seeing Alien³.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 03:29 pm

I fucking hate LA

Posted: Feb 17 2007 03:57 pm

.....Wow.

I didn't think it was possible for her to be dumber than I already thought she was.

Looks like I was wrong.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 06:12 pm

She could be crazy, or maybe there's some sort of logical explanation for it? Maybe she has a medical condition that caused it? (other than being crazy I mean)

I posted the above picture to show how much free time some idiots on the internet have... someone actually bothered to alter a 6-7 year old image to make her bald...

Posted: Feb 17 2007 06:26 pm

I never found her that attractive.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 09:06 pm

Sock wrote:

I never found her that attractive.

I guess it's easy to say that now... Cool

Posted: Feb 17 2007 10:51 pm

I don't find the stereotypical American idea of what looks good attractive.

Posted: Feb 17 2007 11:02 pm

Since when is the Borg Queen a pop singer?

Posted: Feb 17 2007 11:31 pm

Blond white girls are overrated. Except for blue mary, but she's not real.

Posted: Feb 18 2007 12:00 am

Soon she'll wake up dead.

But first, she'll turn out to be Lex Luthor and hold all the world hostage. Twisted Evil

Posted: Feb 19 2007 06:51 am

Grossssss...

Posted: Feb 19 2007 07:39 pm

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Blond white girls are overrated. Except for blue mary, but she's not real.

Amen... I don't get the whole attraction to the generic Blond hair, blue eyed, silicone-enhanced, "Barbie dolls"... Give me someone exotic and unique any day. Or even someone with a timeless beauty.

NO:

YES:

Posted: Feb 20 2007 01:03 am

I am fan of the darker haired females also. I used to favor redheads also, but that's been killed in the last few years and I still can't put my finger on why.

Posted: Feb 20 2007 03:06 am

My fantasy female celebrities:

And fantasy male celebrity:

Posted: Feb 20 2007 05:03 am

Tebor wrote:

Soon she'll wake up dead.

But first, she'll turn out to be Lex Luthor and hold all the world hostage. Twisted Evil

Superman 9, also known as "that superman that was kinda like the crying game"

Posted: Feb 20 2007 07:37 pm

[quote="Tishwitch"]My fantasy female celebrities:

Lindsay Lohan!?!

She's a bigger, and nastier Cumdumpster then Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Brittney Spears combined....

UGH

Though, I do agree with the male choice though. He was awesome in that movie, and then when he get's older, he magically turns into James Gardner so that gives him extra points right there in the coolness department.

Posted: Feb 20 2007 08:14 pm

I likes me some Mandy Moore.

Posted: Feb 20 2007 09:09 pm

I'm a Lauren Graham fan myself.

Who can say no to THAT?

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

For me, it's all about:

Eliza Dushku:

&

Mila Kunis:

Posted: Feb 20 2007 11:22 pm

Amen, Cattivo. I love me some Massachusetts-native Eliza.