http://www.wattpad.com/user/TheBluAssassin

Check out my Wattpad stories. Okay, okay, yes, I'm writing troll stories (especially my 1D fanfiction) and not serious ones. I'll write stories that are completely idiotic and sometimes even nonsensical, and I'll also write stories that are extremely offensive and vulgar. As one of the only trolls on Wattpad, my goals are to piss off or otherwise provoke some sort of reaction from those who don't get it, and produce laughs for those who do.