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Bart's Nightmare: A Review By Valdronius


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 12:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

This is a fantastic article, Vald. I'm not even a fan of the game, but this article actually cleared a few things up for me and I might even attempt it again.

Keep pumping them out!


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jprime
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 12:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blinky is spelled as precedes.
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JoshWoodzy
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 12:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

jprime wrote:
Blinky is spelled as precedes.

We have a thread for that, dopey.


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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 01:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's a gazillion times better than the Nostalgia Critic video.

Now that that's out of the way...


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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 02:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

Two updates in one year? I don't think the website can handle that kind of work load.


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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 04:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

JoshWoodzy wrote:
This is a fantastic article, Vald. I'm not even a fan of the game, but this article actually cleared a few things up for me and I might even attempt it again.

Keep pumping them out!

same here.

only issue is that you recycled an image on the Bartman section, and you should have the simpsons wiki link open up in a new page instead of taking you to the page itself.

other than that, i enjoyed the article. thank you


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 06:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

The instruction manual spelled it "Blinkie". I'll look into it. The manual makes some other mistakes.
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 08:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

I enjoyed the review. Great work!


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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 10:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oops, pretty sure there's a 6th image for the Bartman section and I didn't add it in right.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2012 10:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
only issue is that you recycled an image on the Bartman section, and you should have the simpsons wiki link open up in a new page instead of taking you to the page itself.

Fixed and fixed.
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jprime
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 01:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

I neglected to point this out before, but Sqishee is spelled as precedes.

I know there's a thread for this, but this is simply more efficient.
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 03:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

jprime wrote:
I neglected to point this out before, but Sqishee is spelled as precedes.

I know there's a thread for this, but this is simply more efficient.

its actually Squishee.


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jprime
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 10:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

DAMMIT! I thought I typed the u!
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Sehkmaenzo
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 11:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

And so, the corrector has become the correctee. Angels will sing of your downfall, JPrime :O

As for the article, I really liked it. It feels like a friend telling you how to survive a game you can't quite get to the end by yourself. It's a helpful guide (I can only assume, I have no desire to actually play that game), but it's also informal and takes stabs at the game and people you both know Very Happy
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 01:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
To date, there have been over twenty video game titles published that are based off of The Simpsons, and with the notable exception of the original Simpsons Arcade Game by Konami, they've all been varying degrees of terrible. Maybe not quite as terrible as having a picture of Hitler on the front page of your website for almost a year, but still pretty awful.

Burn!

Also, it's been more than a year as of this article's publication.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 02:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It's not the first thing you see though.

I took it to mean: visible when you load the site, which it's not, unless you're running some shite resolution.
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jprime
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 04:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Speaking of which, the site is now four articles overdue for older ones getting moved to later pages.
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JoshWoodzy
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 04:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

jprime wrote:
Speaking of which, the site is now four articles overdue for older ones getting moved to later pages.

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Valdronius
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 05:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There is a positively delicious Easter egg of pun in the article. Can you find it?


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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 05:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can!
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Greg the White
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 07:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I like it. It was one of those games I rented as a kid, but could never understand what I was doing. Every shitty Youtube AVGN knock-off just plays the game for ten minutes, rattles off swears, and quits. I've always been curious about it when I see it mentioned, so it was nice to get some info on the game.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2012 11:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

jprime wrote:
Speaking of which, the site is now four articles overdue for older ones getting moved to later pages.

Does anybody on the Earth have enough credits for those two super locked articles yet?


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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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PostPosted: Apr 12 2012 05:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

I played this game a lot as a kid and I remember it being very difficult, but I stuck with it over the years. It definitely is one of the better Simpsons games ever made and simply a creative game in it's own right.

I agree with Vald that it's one of the hidden gems of the SNES.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Apr 13 2012 11:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

After those two first, bad, NES games, I didn't bother with any Simpsons games for a while. So, I never played this game. Looks interesting.

I remember marginally enjoying the Hit & Run game on the PC, though.
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 11:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Never played the game, so this was quite an interesting read. Nicely done, Vald!
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