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8 insulting ways people act "irish"


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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Mar 13 2012 08:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-insulting-ways-people-act-irish-st.-patricks-day

I disapprove of all things mentioned lol.

Especially the "DERP I'M IRISH".

No, you are not Irish.

You were not born in Ireland.

You are not an Irish citizen.

You do not hold an Irish passport.

You are not covered under Irish laws.

You are regarded as an international.

You simply are not Irish.
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justdrop
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Joined: Jan 11 2012
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2012 08:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I celebrate that part of my family by quietly drinking a bottle of Bailey's indoors so the puerto ricans don't stab me.


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aeonic
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Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Mar 13 2012 11:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm from fully Irish stock, but I could give two shits and a fuck less about St. Patrick's Day because A) I don't drink anymore, B) I'm not Catholic, and C) I hate dealing with drunken douchebags.


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@om*d
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2012 11:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I tend to stay inside on St. Patrick's Day because there are always way too many drunk people in my town who I would definitely be punching in their faces if I came across any of them.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2012 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Burger King is giving away free fries on the 17th and 18th, complete with *ugh* green ketchup.


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PostPosted: Mar 14 2012 01:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

No Irish here, except maybe way back (it manifests itself through absolute adoration for potatoes of any kind.)

I'm Dutch and Scotch. Luckily we don't have any holidays that the masses have latched onto like this. If people start dressing up as wooden shoes and throwing hay and carrots at each other on December 6th, I quit.


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PostPosted: Mar 14 2012 04:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

im not irish either, but if i could, i would donate money to the IRA


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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Mar 14 2012 06:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
im not irish either, but if i could, i would donate money to the IRA

Which one? Razz

aeonic wrote:
I'm from fully Irish stock, but I could give two shits and a fuck less about St. Patrick's Day because A) I don't drink anymore, B) I'm not Catholic, and C) I hate dealing with drunken douchebags.

You don't have to be catholic to celebrate St. Patricks.

Though some other people said as well...if you don't like drunk people do not come here. Especially if you would want to go for a night out, even dinner or the cinema. Drunk people everywhere - and it's worse on St. Patricks.
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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Mar 15 2012 05:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'll just settle in for watching The Boondock Saints with some Bailey's or a Guiness.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Mar 18 2012 11:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alowishus wrote:
username wrote:
im not irish either, but if i could, i would donate money to the IRA

Which one? Razz

aeonic wrote:
I'm from fully Irish stock, but I could give two shits and a fuck less about St. Patrick's Day because A) I don't drink anymore, B) I'm not Catholic, and C) I hate dealing with drunken douchebags.

You don't have to be catholic to celebrate St. Patricks.

Though some other people said as well...if you don't like drunk people do not come here. Especially if you would want to go for a night out, even dinner or the cinema. Drunk people everywhere - and it's worse on St. Patricks.


I'm actually sending the wife over there next week. We'd paid for her, her mother, her grandmother, aunt and female cousin to all go out for a week, have kind of a girls' vacation thing; I'll be sitting at home all mopey. Luckily, most of her family are semi-functional alcoholics. She doesn't drink, though. Should be nice and harrowing for her!

As for the Catholic thing, since my particular brand of faith doesn't do the whole 'veneration of saints' thing, I don't really see the point in celebrating a holiday I don't believe in; if I ever need an excuse for binge drinking, I'll turn on a cable news channel and chug. I mean, St. Cyril has a holiday too, and what'd he do? Had a mob of people flense Hypatea alive with scallop shells because she was pagan, killing one of the most brilliant minds of that era in Constantinople.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Mar 19 2012 12:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

I fucking hate St.Patricks Day. Like every day when people come together in masses to get drunk for reasons they don't understand or even really care for.


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