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A kidnappers favorite kind of parent.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 09:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Have you ever gone to the grocery store, Walmart, Burger King, or other public place, only to find someone has left their infant or young child unattended in their vehicle? That fucking pisses me off! I'm mad enough when people leave their pets in cars, but a child? Fucking idiots!
I've devised a plan for parents who don't think their children are important enough to warrant bringing them into the store with them!

I will bring a note pad with me everywhere. Written in the notepad will be this letter:

Hello Caring Parent,
You should be thankful that I'm not a kidnapper, pedophile, or car jacker. Because if I was, you'd be a sad parent right now. By leaving your kid in the car, you're putting them at an enormous risk. It takes a matter of seconds to unbuckle a child and take with you, and that extra second can make the difference between having a happy safe child, and a child raped and murdered in a ditch somewhere.
So, think about that next time you think you're too busy to bring your child with you.
Thanks,
Concerned Citizen


I would then either hand this to the child (if they are the dumbest of dumb and leave the window rolled down) or attach it to the windshield on the drivers side, where they'll really see it.... I hope that this would teach them a lesson.

Any thoughts?


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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 09:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This just further supports my belief that people who fall below a certain IQ range should be forbidden by law from having children.
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 10:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I agree, but there is a certain amount of people that actually do this in hopes of there child getting taken...recently in the news paper her a woman is being charged with intent of murdering her child because she was a one night stand baby. There is a thing called Adoption but then they wouldn't get the welfare check we all pay for so they can buy extensions, TVs, Clothes, Beer, Mexican Food, Chinese Food and Aftermarket parts for their Vehicles. I think i hit all the major races.


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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 10:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The note things reminds me of the time Arison "nudged" a van while parking at Panda Buffet. It wasn't anything terrible and there was no visible damage. When we came back out from eating, there was a note left on the windshield from some apparent witness. It was from a pocket notebook and basically was stating stuff about how we should report it, but one line was so hilarious that we mounted it on our pegboard at home for future nostalgia. The line was written exactly like this:

"I did not witness the actually hitting of the van."

That's right. The word "actually" was written there. We thought it was funny as Hell. Arion probably still has that note on his board, I should see if he'll scan it sometime.

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About parents leaving their children around... it's ridiculous. If you leave your child unattended like that, it's your fault and you can suffer. The thing that really hits me deeply is that the kids don't have a choice, especially the younger ones. Something happens to them, there's usually nothing they can do. They may end up suffering because of their parents... and that really fucking pisses me off, even thinking about it hypothetically.


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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 11:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kids are fucking punks. Should the parent take the kid in screaming "I DON'T WANNA GO IN!", and walk around with their kid screaming "I WANNA GO HOME!"? If they did that, you'd complain about the parent not disciplining their kid, and if they did smack their noisy, whiny kid, you'd complain about them abusing their child.

There's no winning with kids.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 11:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
The note things reminds me of the time Arison "nudged" a van while parking at Panda Buffet. It wasn't anything terrible and there was no visible damage. When we came back out from eating, there was a note left on the windshield from some apparent witness. It was from a pocket notebook and basically was stating stuff about how we should report it, but one line was so hilarious that we


This reminds me of the time that I was walking with Valdronius to the mall, we had to cross an intersection... 2 cars went through the red light, a third car (obviously with well enough time to see the red light) slammed their breaks but still manages to have their big van all the way across the crosswalk. Had we started walking when the "walk man" appeared, she would have killed us. Now, we had to choose between walking behind the van and risk not being seen, or in front of the van and risk getting hit! We choose to go behind the van... I hit the back bumper - open handed - while walking by. The lady FREAKS out, screams that she's calling the police, yelling that we'd better wait on the other side of the road. We laugh... but she was serious.
She gets over to us, cell in hand, screaming about us hitting her car. The police arrive within 5 minutes (I've never seen such lightning speed from the city police)... she starts ranting about children in today's society and BLA BLA BLA... about 5-10 minutes go by... she even claims that we had cursed and given her daughter the finger... total lie and her daughter was about 30 years old and could've spoken for herself... they ask her if her car was damaged? Her reply "I don't know, I never checked" Stupid bitch! They basically tell us not to do that again, tell her to "learn to drive" or something, and we leave on our merry way! I still laugh about it to this day... and Valdronius thought we were going to jail for sure - it was priceless!


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

not that I'm stupid enough to do this with my daughter, but if I ever found a note like that I would be incredibly pissed off.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

Do it.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

she's only six dude. her mother would kill me...

for child support!


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
she's only six dude. her mother would kill me...

for child support!

Nononononononono way! I'm talking about what Tish is saying..

And paying child support would SUCK ASS.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
JEW wrote:
she's only six dude. her mother would kill me...

for child support!

Nononononononono way! I'm talking about what Tish is saying..

And paying child support would SUCK ASS.


It does.
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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
not that I'm stupid enough to do this with my daughter, but if I ever found a note like that I would be incredibly pissed off.


Good that you or whoever would be pissed! At the least my actions would have an effect. Just think of how pissed you'd be to find your kid in an abandoned shack somewhere, murdered, because you were in a rush to get wherever...


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 12:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

I do agree about that.


oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 01:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.

I was going to jokingly say something along the lines of 'Thank goodness. The last thing the world needs is another JEW.'

Then I realized what I was saying.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 01:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
JEW wrote:
oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.

I was going to jokingly say something along the lines of 'Thank goodness. The last thing the world needs is another JEW.'

Then I realized what I was saying.


...is racist.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 01:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
JEW wrote:
oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.

I was going to jokingly say something along the lines of 'Thank goodness. The last thing the world needs is another JEW.'

Then I realized what I was saying.


...is racist.


1,000 points.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 01:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
JEW wrote:
oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.

I was going to jokingly say something along the lines of 'Thank goodness. The last thing the world needs is another JEW.'

Then I realized what I was saying.


hahah.

you know, where I live we deal with tons of jews daily.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 02:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

I don't like correcting people on technicalities, but making a remark about being a Jew is not racist - Judaism is a religion. So, it would be more of a "religicism".

Fun fact: the term "religicism" was only coined in the early 90s and has yet to be officiated into the English language.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 02:31 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
JEW wrote:
oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.

I was going to jokingly say something along the lines of 'Thank goodness. The last thing the world needs is another JEW.'

Then I realized what I was saying.

hahah.

you know, where I live we deal with tons of jews daily.

You deal with jews by the ton? I deal by the pound. I swear I have to stifle a laugh everytime someone asks why the burgers taste so cheap.

This Is A Joke


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 03:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

Handing this note to a kid would be a pretty fucking stupid idea. What if the parent got out of the car and is going to a mailbox 10 feet away, watching the car the whole time, and now the kid has this note and reads it while the parent is yelling at you. Now the kid is terrified and it's all your fucking fault. Your like the people who put bumper stickers on people's cars for parking in handycapped parking spots.
My ex-girlfriend's aunt was a dentist and owned her own office and stuff. She went there one Sunday to pick stuff up (it was in a small plaza of like 3 businesses, all of which were closed) and parked like 3 inches into the handicapped spot only to come out and find someone putting one of those "I hate handicapped people" bumper stickers on her car. Needless to say, vandalism charges were filed and fines were forced to be payed. Obviously handing a kid the letter isn't vandalism, but maybe you should consider what it actually is. Oh, and if you're gonna hand the kid that letter, you better say "Here, give this to your irresponsible, worthless fucking piece of shit of a parent who obviously doesn't love you". Afterall, they may not have caught your subtlety.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 05:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
JEW wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
JEW wrote:
oh, I don't have kids. I was joking.

I was going to jokingly say something along the lines of 'Thank goodness. The last thing the world needs is another JEW.'

Then I realized what I was saying.

hahah.

you know, where I live we deal with tons of jews daily.

You deal with jews by the ton? I deal by the pound. I swear I have to stifle a laugh everytime someone asks why the burgers taste so cheap.

This Is A Joke

holy shit dude...

that was great.


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Dr. Jeebus wrote:
...What if the parent got out of the car and is going to a mailbox 10 feet away, watching the car the whole time, and now the kid has this note and reads it while the parent is yelling at you.

I guess you can't read. I said that the child was left UNATTENDED. I don't think this situation applies to what I was talking about at all! But, glad to know you have something productive to say.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 11:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

If you don't see the parent, you'll assume they're unattended. Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it isn't happening. And don't pretend you'd notice, because you wouldn't.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 03:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
If you don't see the parent, you'll assume they're unattended. Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it isn't happening. And don't pretend you'd notice, because you wouldn't.


I'm not saying that I would notice everything. I never claimed to be omniscient. My example referred to the parents that you see walk INTO A STORE, leaving their kid behind. You're taking what I said and expanding it way beyond what I said. I set a specific example of someone walking into a store like Walmart, BK, etc. and you're taking it like anyone who steps out of their car deserves to be scared by a note. That's not what I meant.
If I did see a kid unattended in a car, I would consider staying nearby to watch, just to make sure the kid was alright. It's not as though children haven't been kidnapped in broad daylight from shopping malls even! (see John Walsh, host of AMW) . I know I'm not the only person to have a sense of public duty on this. A friend of mine, Micah, was in Walmart one day, saw a toddler (one and half year old boy) alone in a shopping cart. He waited a few feet away for 8 minutes when the "mother" finally came back! She was nowhere in sight for 8 minutes! There was no one else in the aisle, and she came back holding clothes that were from a different part of the store. I'm not saying the kid would have been taken, but it would've been awful fucking easy.

If you just want to stretch my story and bitch about what I said, fine, have fun.


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PostPosted: Jan 27 2007 04:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You're going to make a great middle aged housewife who writes into Reader's Digest about what's wrong with America.


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