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Posted: Jan 31 2012 01:37 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

I did? I don't remember playing chess in a lonnnnnng time. Either way I'll be available from 5pm to about 11 pm et

You were drunk. Beat him in like 13 turns or something.

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

justdrop wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

I did? I don't remember playing chess in a lonnnnnng time. Either way I'll be available from 5pm to about 11 pm et

You were drunk. Beat him in like 13 turns or something.

Very close, 12 turns, after which, you went on to beat the robot as well. Both Ghandi and myself watched both matches.

Posted: Jan 31 2012 03:04 pm

You have no memory of this, Douche? LOL, wow.

Looks like you can handle yourself even when you're drunk. Could you take heroin before facing me?

Posted: Jan 31 2012 04:23 pm

Next time you should have a drunk chess championship.

Posted: Jan 31 2012 06:54 pm

Douche, I'll be in the IRC and available to play our match from now until about 7:30 ET. If we start the game any later than 7:30 ET than I don't think I'll have time.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Fernin wrote:

justdrop wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

I did? I don't remember playing chess in a lonnnnnng time. Either way I'll be available from 5pm to about 11 pm et

You were drunk. Beat him in like 13 turns or something.

Very close, 12 turns, after which, you went on to beat the robot as well. Both Ghandi and myself watched both matches.

I can vouche for this. I was there and saw Douche beat Drew.

Posted: Feb 01 2012 02:03 am

Well Douche ditched me out today. I'm in the IRC again and will be here for a couple more hours.

Posted: Feb 01 2012 01:16 pm

Sorry had so personal life things to take care of, whens a good time? Basically anytime after 4 pm et is good for me.

Posted: Feb 01 2012 04:46 pm

LOL I just read the other comments. Wow I must have been pretty drunk. I woke with a hangover and have no recollection of getting on my computer let alone playing chess.

Posted: Feb 01 2012 05:37 pm

I'm in the IRC now, Douche. Check in when you can.

Posted: Feb 02 2012 02:30 pm

Stop hiding! I'll be in the IRC in and out throughout the day.

Posted: Feb 02 2012 08:13 pm

Triple post!

Douche beat me. I felt it was a really good game. but lava was wondering if I was drunk during it.

I'd like to play Not Sure for 3rd place. Other than that, there's only one match left. It's a rematch of last year's Final: Douche vs lava.

Good luck. Go America!

2011 SNES Champ Joined: Dec 04 2006 Posts: 1929

That knight sac removed all suspense from the game. Or maybe I just didn't understand it. But you lost, so I must be right, or something Razz

Anyway, video :

2011 SNES Champ Joined: Dec 04 2006 Posts: 1929

PM'ed Douche. He's not been very active recently, but hopefully he's at least lurking so we can wrap this up.

Posted: Mar 10 2012 04:47 pm

Damn, sucks that i missed this. Anyways, have fun guys!

Posted: Mar 11 2012 12:04 am

I'm putting a week deadline from right now for Douche to play you. There's no way I'm going to have a Champion for this thing be determined by default, so if he doesn't play you within that week then you'll play who he beat to get to the Finals for the Championship.

Oh wow, that person happens to be me.

Posted: Mar 17 2012 01:22 am

Less than 24 hours for Douche to show up and defend his title.

Posted: Mar 19 2012 11:50 am

If I can still play Lava for the title I should be free today from 4-6:30. Death in the family and have a viewing at 7:00

Posted: Mar 19 2012 12:46 pm

You can play him whenever you want, doesn't have to be today. Hadn't heard from you in like a month; that's the only reason we were moving on.

Sorry to hear about the funeral.

Posted: May 03 2012 07:21 pm

Why hello there.

It has officially been just over three months since the Final was set and still no game. It has been six weeks since I gave Douche another extension. I will give Douche yet another deadline; this time 72 hours from this post. If he fails to play lava, then we'll have an alternate Final between lava and myself.

My competitions have resolutions, damn it!

Posted: May 07 2012 12:44 pm

Time's up!

2011 SNES Champ Joined: Dec 04 2006 Posts: 1929

I wasn't even available for most of that time. I can't know if he tried to find me for a game.

By the way, have you tried calling him a chicken shit yet?

Posted: May 07 2012 02:44 pm

Will there be a next Chess Tournament?

Posted: May 07 2012 06:54 pm

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

Will there be a next Chess Tournament?

LOL.

Fuck no.

Posted: May 07 2012 07:03 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

Will there be a next Chess Tournament?

LOL.

Fuck no.

Damn. I feel fucking smart playing chess against you guys. Oh well, what can i do.