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Fuck you the N64 is not a hitler.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 01:05 am

Syd Lexia should have been at least in the top 50 for making me cough up my burger on my monitor.

Joined: Jan 09 2010 Posts: 29

I wasn't sure if "Shoes on the Highway" or "People Who Do Yardwork in the Morning" would be able to edge out the other contenders for a spot on the list. I'm glad that they did.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 01:38 am

JRA wrote:

Fuck you the N64 is not a hitler.

Agreed!

Also, why wasn't I told about this? This would be fun to contribute to!

Posted: Apr 02 2011 02:02 am

Hitler has 6 letters... nazi has 4 letters... put them together and you get 64. That's all the proof I need.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 02:52 am

I need to read this again before I judge it.

Joined: Jun 29 2010 Posts: 1818

Ha ha the recycled text was the best part of it Laughing

Also, you got SNESguy published, and that's cool Smile

Posted: Apr 02 2011 07:06 am

JRA wrote:

Fuck you the N64 is not a hitler.

Stalin is the top Hitler, and he looks suspiciously like Mario, who is a Nintendo character who happens to have games on the N64, therefore the N64 must be a Hitler to some degree, or at least be a relative to Hitler.

EDIT: Also, the fucking expansion pack, what a Hitler move.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 09:08 am

Obviously this was a little rushed. If anyone would like to contribute comments or pictures for any of the Hitlers, submit them here. Also, pick a color for your text if you'd like.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 10:02 am

#76:
The-Excel: The most popular bird in the world is currently the angry variety. I wonder why that could be?????

#63:
The-Excel: He was little more than a Hitler wannabe, boasting that he will conquer Little Mac but stopping there. What a wuss.

#55:
The-Excel: The King of Hyrule strove for a peace all true warriors desired. Said peace usually involves mass murder, a true quality of a Hitler.

#37:
The-Excel: Eh.

#19:
The-Excel: When I think of Saddam, I think of General Morden. He's like Hitler and Saddam put together. How did he not make it on this list?

#14:
The-Excel: The only people who hate law enforcement are those who had a personal run-in with them. This usually happens because they were exercising their basic human right to do something. Who would try to stop something like that? A Hitler.

#10:
The-Excel: He was an inspiration to countless artists, politicians, and game developers alike.

I write in #007500 whenever necessary. If it turns out hard to read, brighten it evenly.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 02 2011 10:18 am

So why did LZST stop updating?

Posted: Apr 02 2011 10:19 am

#57
SLAYER: Most Babies are dicks anyways, pooping and peeing everywhere. They deserve to get punched!
#55
SLAYER: LINK MAH BOI! Hotel Mario wasn't to bad...
#50
SLAYER: Kefka was my first introduction to Chemical Warfare... Then I went to English Class and read something about Hitler doing the same thing
#17
SLAYER: I've got Seabass is that good enough?
#12
SLAYER: wanna hear a joke? Women's Rights... I'm going to hell now
#3
SLAYER: Only Edison would think of Electrocuting an Elephant, just to be a dick

Decided on indigo

Posted: Apr 02 2011 10:33 am

Posted: Apr 02 2011 11:20 am

Sehkmaenzo wrote:

Ha ha the recycled text was the best part of it Laughing

Also, you got SNESguy published, and that's cool Smile

I agree despite thinking that me commenting was a prank in its self, im happy i got in Very Happy

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

I call mellow green
#86
I remember I would use those CD's as Frisbee's because my actual Frisbee's were somewhere in my basement.

#47
He got fired for saying fuck in front of small children. Something that Hitler would do

#23
LFMAO @ English

#5
Fuck that guy, he used to go out of his way to make my life on the forums suck. Also he has some good political views.

#4
Motherfucker did the score for Phantom Of The Opera. That's why he's not three

Posted: Apr 02 2011 04:16 pm

#93
Atma: For every item they're over, it should equal a dragon-punch to the face.

#92
Atma: Why can't they learn something useful other then "Sit" "Stay" "Roll Over". Learn something like "Clean my Apartment while I'm at work since you contribute nothing to this relationship but chewing up everything that is expensive."

#86
Atma: I never complained about getting those discs in the mail, gave me targets for my B.B. Gun.

#76
Atma: True Story. A Pelican tried to eat my wife when she was a kid. She is now terrified of all birds.

#8
Atma: This guy creeps me more out than my Uncle Mort, and my Uncle Mort is creepy.

#3
Atma: In middle school I had to take a Field Trip to his Summer Home. It smelled really bad in there. Like Grandma's House multiplied by 100.

#2
Atma: I hate him so much. Even more than Onions, and I despise Onions.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 04:50 pm

Of course, I choose orange.

No. 1: Stalin
Klimbatize: Finally gets his due credit. One of the most underrated Hitlers of all-time.

No. 2: John Madden
Klimbatize: I'm one of those idiots. I will never understand the hate for sports video games--Madden in particular. Is it an elitism among nerds type of thing? Go play one of the thousands of RPGs, fighting games, or shooters out there if you don't like it.

No. 5: Dr. Jeebus
Klimbatize: He's ranked way too high here. All this is going to do is further inflate his oversized ego. That said, his current Iron Chef-inspired avatar is in my Top 5 of all time.

No. 10: Hitler
Klimbatize: Definition of underrated.

No. 62: Babe Ruth
Klimbatize: Fuck the Yankees. Go Sox!

No. 73: Clint Howard
Klimbatize: Nepotism FTW.

No. 93: Douchebags in the Express Checkout Lane
Klimbatize: Almost as bad are the cashiers who ring them out. Grow some sack and kick them out of your lane, you pricks.

No. 95: Sex Pistols
Klimbatize: The Pistols fucking blow so hard.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 05:19 pm

I choose Blue!

#86: America Online
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Ah, man, is this a shitty excuse for a web browser.

#84: Jim Davis
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Hey, you know what's fucking funny? Recycling the joke where Garfield eats lasagna even though he's not supposed to.

#74: The Backstreet Boys
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Oh God, my ears are bleeding!

#52: Fran Drescher
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Oh dear lord, someone please put a cock in her mouth to shut her up!

#47: Barney
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Did anyone else get the feeling all those kids were molested?

#42: The Nintendo 64
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Hey, what the fuck! I love the 64!

#27: Kurt Cobain
HardcoreGamer4Ever: This is another one I have to disagree with.

#10: Adolf Hitler
HardcoreGamer4Ever: I don't know, he just didn't seem Hitlery enough to be #10. #82 at the highest.

#9: Dragon Ball Z
HardcoreGamer4Ever: This is the last one I disagree with. DBZ kicks ass! However, the original Dragon Ball is better.

#2: John Madden
HardcoreGamer4Ever: Man, I hate MOST football games and only have a casual interest in the real thing. Fuck you, Madden.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 07:19 pm

#43: Jimmy Carter

He's totally anti-Semitic, just like Hitler!

Posted: Apr 02 2011 08:41 pm

UsaSatsui wrote:

So why did LZST stop updating?

I don't understand the question.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 08:48 pm

A couple images:

#40: Sega 32X

#34 Godzilla

#35: Peas
image should be of the Black Eyed Peas but I'm not even going to type their name into a search engine and have my IP associated with them while looking for an image. Confused

That is how much I hate them.

Posted: Apr 02 2011 10:48 pm

That sega cd image is great. Not all these quotes are.

If I think of something I'll post, but I want a neon lime green, that's not possible is it?

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 02 2011 11:02 pm

Alexis Acid wrote:

UsaSatsui wrote:

So why did LZST stop updating?

I don't understand the question.

You and Syd share a passion for backdating, I see.

March 32nd is my favorite.

Posted: Apr 03 2011 02:40 am

You know, regarding lonely shoes on the highway I once saw two shoes facing toes up side to side sticking out of a ditch on an off ramp, I remember thinking it was weird that two shoes got lost in such a specific position and thinking nothing else of it.

Now that I think about it I'm not entirely sure if there wasn't a pair of pants attached to the shoes too and I just didn't realize what it was.... Do y ou think I could have seen a dead body and not even realized it? Confused

My memory is playing tricks on me when I try to picture it, there could have been pants or it could have been just shoes. WHAT!?

Posted: Apr 03 2011 03:02 am

#80
@om*d: Fuck poop. It's everywhere and it's fucking aggravating. Neighbors walk their dogs and they poop on my yard and in front of my house, and birds poop on my car. Fucking shit, man.

#79
@om*d: This guy tried real hard to be a Hitler, but he didn't even kill that many people. What a fuckface.

#64
@om*d: Icicles are in my brain. Cocaine.

#61
@om*d: It's like Beirut, but with kids who have purple hair, queers with AIDS, some dudes who just got out of jail for the fourth time and 20-year-old moms with four kids. God bless America.

#50
@om*d: I thought this was Kafka, and was wondering how a Jew could be a Hitler. Then I realized it was Kefka.

#17
@om*d: JAWSOME!!

#14
@om*d: Fuck the P-O-L-I-C-E and any mothafucka that disagrees.

#10
@om*d: Historians claim Hitler had very bad digestive problems, and thus, very bad gas. I guess he wanted a few million people to share his pain.

#1
@om*d: Here is a quote from Stalin himself: "To lay one's plans carefully, to wreak an implacable vengeance, and then to go to sleep, there is nothing sweeter in the world." The original Bad Dude.

EDIT: I choose yellow as my color if any of these are used.