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Dead Celebrities of 2007


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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 05:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She is survived by her breasts, ages 14 and 6.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 05:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

All I can say is that it's gonna be really awkward the next time I masturbate to her.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 05:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't think I could think about somebody like that if I knew they were dead. I'd just keep thinking about it and then become paranoid that I might be an indirect necrophiliac or something.


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 05:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Pornstars die all the time. And if you're bored enough to watch porn and Deep Inside Savannah is the only thing you can find, you'll be surprised at how quickly you forget that she's dead.
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 06:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Touché.


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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 06:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She could be buried wearing a SydLexia.com t-shirt Very Happy
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 06:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

But the Syd and the Exi would be about 10 inches away from the L, the A, and the .com. If you catch my drift.


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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 12:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

Whenever they mention that a blurb is coming up on the local news about her death, they show this video clip of her falling while they say the word "collapse".


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 03:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

At Tebor's behest, I have written a eulogy for Anna Nicole:

http://www.sydlexia.com/news/
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Guys, I'm sorry I didn't say anything sooner but....



















I may be the father of Anna Nicole's Baby.


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

No one mentioned Gump Worsley passed away? You people are fucking animals.

Ok, no one cares about hockey but me. But, still. Respek, yo. He was one of the last goalies in the NHL to not wear a mask or helmet, and was so afraid of flying, he took trains for most of his career.


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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

Sock wrote:
No one mentioned Gump Worsley passed away? You people are fucking animals.

Ok, no one cares about hockey but me. But, still. Respek, yo. He was one of the last goalies in the NHL to not wear a mask or helmet, and was so afraid of flying, he took trains for most of his career.


No mask or helmet as goalie? That's pretty badass. Fear of flying is also had by John Madden, so another plus.


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

That reminds me, are we gonna have to hear another rambling story by Madden tomorrow about how he got his bus to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl? Oh yeah, I don't care because I'm too depressed about the Bears losing.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
Guys, I'm sorry I didn't say anything sooner but....
I may be the father of Anna Nicole's Baby.


You know, I thought so, but I didn't want to mention it during this sad time. I hope you win the custody hearing Rycona! (remember the little people when you get the $700million cheque)


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 01:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
Sock wrote:
No one mentioned Gump Worsley passed away? You people are fucking animals.

Ok, no one cares about hockey but me. But, still. Respek, yo. He was one of the last goalies in the NHL to not wear a mask or helmet, and was so afraid of flying, he took trains for most of his career.


No mask or helmet as goalie? That's pretty badass. Fear of flying is also had by John Madden, so another plus.


I played net without a helmet once, took a puck in the chin. I was lucky, if it was half an inch higher, I'd be wearing a bridge right now.


There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sock wrote:
Rycona wrote:
Sock wrote:
No one mentioned Gump Worsley passed away? You people are fucking animals.

Ok, no one cares about hockey but me. But, still. Respek, yo. He was one of the last goalies in the NHL to not wear a mask or helmet, and was so afraid of flying, he took trains for most of his career.


No mask or helmet as goalie? That's pretty badass. Fear of flying is also had by John Madden, so another plus.


I played net without a helmet once, took a puck in the chin. I was lucky, if it was half an inch higher, I'd be wearing a bridge right now.


A Bridge Over Troubled Water.


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 01:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Bridge where teef used to be.

Has anyone else died yet? I want to get this thread back on topic.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Feb 13 2007 01:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Charles R. Walgreen Jr., son of the founder of the Walgreen's chain of drugstores. He was company president from 1939 to 1963 and chairman from 1963 to 1976. He was 100 years old.
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 13 2007 03:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Charles R. Walgreen Jr., son of the founder of the Walgreen's chain of drugstores. He was company president from 1939 to 1963 and chairman from 1963 to 1976. He was 100 years old.


He probably got free meds, heh. They just put up two Walgreen's here in Watertown and they're pretty nice. They seem to play music I really like. In fact, the last time I was in one I heard King Crimson, and that has to be the first time I ever heard them in a public place.


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 13 2007 04:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Walgreen's is pretty ubiquitous here, which I find annoying, considering that their prices are awful.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Mar 06 2007 08:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Former Olympic judo bronze medalist Allen Coage -- better known to wrestling fans as Bad News Allen and Bad News Brown -- has died suddenly. He was 63.

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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
PostPosted: Mar 06 2007 11:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Aw man, Bad News Brown? Dammit.

Also, Ernest Gallo died at the age of 97. Yes, the wine maker.


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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Mar 07 2007 12:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Anna Nicole Smith is still dead... just an update.


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Rycona
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PostPosted: Mar 07 2007 03:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
Anna Nicole Smith is still dead... just an update.


I wish they'd finally tell us the COD... unless they have and I haven't heard it yet.


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lordsathien
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Mar 07 2007 05:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Captain America


"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
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