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FB 2010 Title Defense #5: Auditions


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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� &#8
Joined: May 11 2008
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 04:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Listen up, puke bags. A whole lotta you worms have been commenting that you want a crack at this title defense. Well you're gonna get it. First 25 to say you want in will be put in the running. From there, 16 will be chosen. Chosen how you ask? STFU and I'll explain. We're going to do this American Idol style. You gotta wow us, make us think you're worth the time and effort. Entertain us for fucksake. We don't want another opposing team of no-shows. So there you have it, let us know you want in and leave an impression.


Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
 
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 04:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be the Randy of the selection committee. I have my auto responses queued up.

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Here's the list of people ballsy/stupid enough to take on the greatest Forum Battle team of all time. First 25 will be considered.

--TITLE DEFENSE #5 CANDIDATES--

1- Thunderhorse
2- ToGdor
3- joshwoodzy
4- SnesGuy
5- @om*d
6- M3GA MAN
7- Andrew Man
8- Rydog
9- aeonic
10- Mr. Satire
11- Sehkmaenzo
12- TheThunderThief
13- LordHuffnPuff
14- Ghandi
15- brian
16- GenesisDoes


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� &#8
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PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 04:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be the Ellen judge and just sit here, being a raging lesbian.


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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 05:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

If you think that you can run. If you think that you can stand. You forget who turned this forum on. You forget who plugged this forum in. You'll not switch it off again.

The dream is dead. Resistance is futile. Welcome to die.


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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 05:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

Count me in. I have a GED, Little to no previous experience, and a winning personality. Shall I post my references?


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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 07:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm fucking in.

*readies explosion picture in photoshop*


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 07:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Do I even need to post in this thread? I am a goddamn walking nightmare and will chop down anything in my path. I will paint a canvas with your blood and feed your entrails to my squirrels. I'm a time bomb motherfuckers. Bring it on.

So yeah, I want a crack at this shit. I killed GP and Vald like it was nothing, I took down Jeebus and Soldierhawk without even trying, so my record speaks for itself. Chair shots to the back of the necks motherfuckers, that's what you can all expect.


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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 09:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

My only grievance is that I have not assimilated Woodzell and Andrew into the collective sooner.

This will be rectified, however.


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 10:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 10:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

We're having fun here, go cry in another thread. Someone always ends up bitching in the real forum battle and it gets super serious, even if just for a second. I don't see that happening here because we're mostly all really, really dumb.


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 10:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, quit bitching and being super serious. I'm having fun here.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( &#865;� &#8
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PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 10:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

This is your monster, Dr. Frankenstein.


Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
 
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 11:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

I wish I could participate, but I have to go home tonight, and I don't have a computer. Also, the fucking computers at my school have Sydlexia blocked.


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 11:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

This is your monster, Dr. Frankenstein.

Very well. Stop raping my monster.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 11:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm tempted to wipe the floor with all the faces of the title holders... but I know I won't get a single vote, no matter how many ninja's I fight Razz
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I deserve to be in this Title Defense just look at me
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

joshwoodzy wrote:
So yeah, I want a crack at this shit. I killed GP and Vald like it was nothing, I took down Jeebus and Soldierhawk without even trying, so my record speaks for itself. Chair shots to the back of the necks motherfuckers, that's what you can all expect.


It was GP and Douche Wink
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Woodzy has the Huggies Distraction Factor going on. He will be no match.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
joshwoodzy wrote:
So yeah, I want a crack at this shit. I killed GP and Vald like it was nothing, I took down Jeebus and Soldierhawk without even trying, so my record speaks for itself. Chair shots to the back of the necks motherfuckers, that's what you can all expect.


It was GP and Douche Wink

Shit, that's right partner.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I am in on this one, but first I should share something about me, since no one here really knows anything about me.

Where to start?... I had a cat named Ninja who thought he was a dog, and he would fade upon you with his shinobi skills. In my free time I like to smoke crack and kill babies, cutting myself till I pass out from the loss of blood, sacrificing virgins in my Peruvian Voodoo rituals, Freebasing kitty litter, Drinking till my heart stops and beating my wife. In that particular order. One day I'll be a rock star so I can shoot smack and feed off of the blood of pre-pubescent Aryan boys in Holland, sweet... supple... Aryan boys. That and one day to get the opportunity to get a sense of humour, but I doubt its possible. Oh!! and one day I would like to be a Ninja Turtle! ... preferably Leonardo, for he has the wicked katanas.

I will share with you the details of how I will rule you all if I should win. Those details will come soon.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
I am in on this one, but first I should share something about me, since no one here really knows anything about me.

Where to start?... I had a cat named Ninja who thought he was a dog, and he would fade upon you with his shinobi skills. In my free time I like to smoke crack and kill babies, cutting myself till I pass out from the loss of blood, sacrificing virgins in my Peruvian Voodoo rituals, Freebasing kitty litter, Drinking till my heart stops and beating my wife. In that particular order. One day I'll be a rock star so I can shoot smack and feed off of the blood of pre-pubescent Aryan boys in Holland, sweet... supple... Aryan boys. That and one day to get the opportunity to get a sense of humour, but I doubt its possible. Oh!! and one day I would like to be a Ninja Turtle! ... preferably Leonardo, for he has the wicked katanas.

I will share with you the details of how I will rule you all if I should win. Those details will come soon.

Oh yeah? Well I'll take your mother, Mrs. Dorothy @om*d, out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!



 
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
@om*d wrote:
I am in on this one, but first I should share something about me, since no one here really knows anything about me.

Where to start?... I had a cat named Ninja who thought he was a dog, and he would fade upon you with his shinobi skills. In my free time I like to smoke crack and kill babies, cutting myself till I pass out from the loss of blood, sacrificing virgins in my Peruvian Voodoo rituals, Freebasing kitty litter, Drinking till my heart stops and beating my wife. In that particular order. One day I'll be a rock star so I can shoot smack and feed off of the blood of pre-pubescent Aryan boys in Holland, sweet... supple... Aryan boys. That and one day to get the opportunity to get a sense of humour, but I doubt its possible. Oh!! and one day I would like to be a Ninja Turtle! ... preferably Leonardo, for he has the wicked katanas.

I will share with you the details of how I will rule you all if I should win. Those details will come soon.

Oh yeah? Well I'll take your mother, Mrs. Dorothy @om*d, out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!

Is that before or after she either A) gives you the rusty trombone?, B) sodomizes you with a chainsaw? or C) all of the above?


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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 12:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be updating the second post in this thread with all the people who have officially signed up to lose to us.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 02:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll join up I guess
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Dec 12 2010 03:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
sidewaydriver wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

This is your monster, Dr. Frankenstein.

Very well. Stop raping my monster.


What's a little rape between friends?


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