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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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The best part was the ants turning it down. 
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I chuckled mightily at the great why the hell do I need cassettes fire of 2008 bit. 
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I was mildly upset to see you throw the rest of it away; the way you described it, it sounded relatively tasty.
But yeah, great article, Syd.  It's good to hear that your stomach acids rival those of a dog.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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I hate how I need to refresh the main page to see new articles.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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Set your cache size to whatever minimum your browser supports.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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Great article, Syd, keep them coming. I particularly enjoy the fact that it was a Ralston cereal, and as we all know, Ralston Purina makes a damn fine dog food anymore.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Oh shit, my story is coming true.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| Oh shit, my story is coming true. |
Yeah, it is kind eerie that it's the same cereal you wrote would kill Syd.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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That was a great article. I've learned that time is unkind to marshmallows and ants won't eat anything. I wonder which cereal stands the best against time. That's the plant to go to when nuclear fallout happens. I just hope it's not something shitty.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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EDIT: Crap, just noticed the 'Typo' Article. Fuck me.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
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I think the best part was the brown marshmellows that was fucking hilarious.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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I'm sure the ants would've eaten it if the cereal was wet.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that none of these postcards were ever actually mailed. Call me crazy, but sending someone a "Greetings From 1492" postcard seems like a good way to get a personalized response in the form of their fist up your ass. And the odds are pretty good that you wouldn't enjoy that. |
Am I the only one who sees an opportunity here?
You have a 20 year old post card featuring Keanu Reeves. Mail it to him! Better yet, mail it to Oprah explaining that you like to eat old cereal and that the post card is in fact rare. Hell, maybe she'll buy you some crazier things to eat... like Nintendo Cereal for $200.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Oprah would more likely eat the cereal herself.
....cuz she's fat.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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If all these cereals keep turning out to be not so bad to eat, then this June of Doom is going to turn out to be a June of Slight Unpleasentness. Let's see some vomit, Syd.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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| If all these cereals keep turning out to be not so bad to eat, then this June of Doom is going to turn out to be a June of Slight Unpleasentness. Let's see some vomit, Syd. |
Video.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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If I do video, I know which one I'm going to do it for.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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It better be worth it. I want to see a reverse peristaltic motion on par with the vomit scene in Problem Child 2. I watched that movie recently, and while most of it wasn't as funny, the puke scene is possibly even funnier when it was in my early adolescence.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I find the colors of the box very pleasant to look at. Also, that cassette holder would make a neat little stash box.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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Mail the postcards to him at his mailbox and claim you live there and the cereal just came out. Its a magical love story.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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HAHA! I just shit my pants almost. Such a good idea, OWD.
Also, great article Syd. Keep 'em coming!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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If ants don't want any trying feeding what ever you have lined up next to a pet, probably one you don't like any more.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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i find it to be hilarious that he puts it in the trash.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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Good article, though I am partial to the Star Wars Cookies one.
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