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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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Those other 2 times were just practice...
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From http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8443405&nav=menu117_2
An elusive group just outside of Abilene, Texas is claiming the end of the world is coming in less than a week.
The House of Yahweh recently gave ABC reporter Brian Ross access to their west Texas compound. Yahweh leader Yisrayl Hawkins says a nuclear holocaust will come June 12th and only members of his group will be saved.
All group members change their last names to Hawkins and live in the compound.
Local authorities claim the group is dangerous and practices polygamy. Shane Dee, the local district attorney, says there's no way to describe the group except as a religious cult. Yisrael Hawkins disagrees. "I don't control their mind in a witch-like fashion that the world is speaking of, to where I have some sort of power over them. I merely teach the laws to them."
Hawkins has predicted a doomsday twice before. He's also accused of having two dozen wives, and is facing bigamy charges.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Sweet. At least I have Thursday off to enjoy it.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Well fuck, I'm going for my driver's license on Thursday...
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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I'd like to see this guy and Fred Phelps in a religious debate.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Will this end in the same fashion as Waco?
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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The world ends Thursday? Crap! I'm supposed to be going to Colorado next week to see the mountains and the flowers! *sigh* Well, fuck.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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well, at least i got rid of my job so i can get drunk on thursday
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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OH NOES!!!!11. I turn 18 next Monday! No time for porn, cigarettes, and lotto tickets!
But seriously, who believes this crap?
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997
It didn't.
As far as I know.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Sweet. At least I have Thursday off to enjoy it. |
seconded.
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Moxie
Joined: Jun 10 2008
Posts: 16
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997
It didn't.
As far as I know. |
Ah, so you've missed the parallel dimension you've been living in since then?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Moxie wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997
It didn't.
As far as I know. |
Ah, so you've missed the parallel dimension you've been living in since then? |
Please consult the timecube for details.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Cyrstalis said it would end then, I was scared that day, but then again I'm also scared of small spiders and thousand leggers.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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The world was apparently supposed to end more times than I can remember.
I'm still here.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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My mom better get me those Ice Cream samiches before fuckign Thursday then.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| My mom better get me those Ice Cream samiches before fuckign Thursday then. |
Your now on a 6 month ban for the use of the word "samich". Next time Panda, I will skin you and turn you into a coat.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| anorexorcist wrote: |
| My mom better get me those Ice Cream samiches before fuckign Thursday then. |
Your now on a 6 month ban for the use of the word "samich". Next time Panda, I will skin you and turn you into a coat. |
haha, I knew samich would not go over well.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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What's the problem here? What's wrong with samich? Or sammich? I say sammich, really. Who actually goes the extra length to say all of "sandwich"? That "d" is too much work.
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
The world was supposed to end Oct. 1, 1997
It didn't.
As far as I know. |
There was also supposed to be a "Catastrophe" on June 6, 1996 that killed over half of the world's population. Must've missed it.
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Moxie
Joined: Jun 10 2008
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I'm also scared of small spiders and thousand leggers. |
Ew, I hate thousand leggers. Hate them so very much. There's something just so creepy about them. Ewww.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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OCTOBER 1, 1997. END DAY.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Make me a fucking sammich.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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I do hope the end of the world will wait until after Magic drafting on Thursday though, I would like to play one more time before I'm judged by that big Serra Avatar in the sky...
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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