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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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So I'm doing my usual job as a night clerk at a hotel, when a very attractive woman comes in looking for a room. I start to get things set up, and she breaks into tears. Being the kind soul I am, I ask what's wrong. Apparently she is on her honeymoon, and she and her husband had a big fight about something, and she left the bar. So I console her, give a shoudler to cry on, and eventually give her the keys to the room and tell that if she needs anything to call the front desk. A little while later, she calls and asks for some ice water. Just as I'm getting it, the husband shows up. To make matters worse, when he went to the room, I caught a glimpse of the wife, and she was wearing a very short nightgown.
Oh well.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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I think I know what I want to do this summer.
Was the husband some big GI type guy?
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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No, he was just your typical late 20's burnout.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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So you didn't say "yes" to the three way? 
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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You should have given the guy the Diamond Cutter and proceeded to have your way with his wife.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
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| You should have given the guy the Diamond Cutter and proceeded to have your way with his wife. |
Yeah, what he said! Might makes right, yooooooooo Joe!
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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Unfortunately, assualt, adultery, and possibly rape charges wouldn't look very good when I try to find a new job.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
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Well, I only suggested that course of action under assumption that any sexual contact would be consensual.
Also, adultery isn't illegal, only immoral. At least, it's not illegal in the US... I don't know what sort of wacky laws you Canadians might have.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| You should have given the guy the Diamond Cutter and proceeded to have your way with his wife. |
The one and only correct answer.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Well, I only suggested that course of action under assumption that any sexual contact would be consensual. |
I pretty sure she was sloshed enough that any consent could have been debated.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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