Cameron Richter is a half lizard/half canadian at the age of 4 and half (Lightyears of course!).
Born in a garbage bin placed by a tourisim company in Machu Picchu, he got raised by a chinese Tourist and a lovely homeless lady and got thought early in the art of Kung-Fu-Beggary.

He build his own family at the age of 4 and half comma 9887 lightyears by collecting snail-shells, painting faces on them and giving them obscure names from the victorian era.
He calls them his best friends and would do anything for them, except the forbidden Kung-Fu-Beggary technique known as the "Hey-I-Need-25-Dollars-to-make-a-telephone-call"-Move.

Right now he spends his days around the airport of Machu Picchu convincing people he is in fact Jackie Chan.

Hey, at least that's what i heard!