I worked for a law office for a while, and man, you called it on the dress code. I got so tired of having to talk to big fat dudes who do not understand that, yes, you have man-boobs, and they press up against that thin dress-shirt of yours so that they are clearly visible and very distracting.

Also, spot-on with the haircuts. The supermodel tousled-hair look just makes it look like you're going to try to score with everyone in the office. Long hair, even well-kept is considered a real no, because interviewers see it as a sign of attention-grabbing, and if you're one of those metal-heads who doesn't wash his hair so his face is covered in acne, you look like you're carrying a disease.

You also forgot to mention that you should have your suit STEAM-CLEANED before the meeting, especially if you're a smoker. Don't use those dumb little bags that you put a scented tissue in with the suit in your laundry cleaner. I mean a legitimate steam-cleaning business with those kick-ass-looking motorized racks. Suits reek when they sit in a closet forever, and the smell tends to mix with B.O. to make you into "that guy."

Really comprehensive, it's actually a lot better than stuff I've seen in magazines.