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Probable Muppet
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having recently procured two cats off Craigslist. Both females and sisters I quite enjoy fucking around with them with a cheap laser that I bought at the grocery store.
However, recently I have thinking about one of these: http://www.wickedlasers.com/arctic (I want the 2w with the expanded lens kit).
Would be fun but it is apparently so powerful that it is only semi legal in the US and shipment is not guaranteed.
I would not use it for my adorable kitties as it can burn holes through walls but a couple of weeks ago I had a neighbor move in upstairs that actively talks about protecting his drug deals and other illegal activities with high end AV equipment. Complaining to management has done nothing...
So I could either spend money on AV equipment myself to defend my own property or maybe buy the following: http://www.goldenstatetactical.com/Colt-LE6920CMPB-AR-15-Carbine-Magpul-Furniture-CA-p/79097.htm
However I think it would be more fun to troll his crazy ass sitting outside in the bushes while he talks loudly on the phone high as fuck dozens of times a night on whatever he is smoking and fuck with him with a high powered laser and destroy his AV setup using said laser...
What to do? =).
According to Yelp I'm not the only one person that has experienced such issues in this apartment complex. Apparently it being a higher end complex tends to attract drug dealers, a couple years ago some guy got murdered with a samurai sword and a few months ago about a dozen fire trucks showed up in what ended up being a murder/arson case.
Maybe it's time to move. =)
Cats + lasers = fun. Also, I fully I admit that the majority of this OP has derailed this thread from the original posted topic.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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Probable Muppet wrote: |
According to Yelp I'm not the only one person that has experienced such issues in this apartment complex. Apparently it being a higher end complex tends to attract drug dealers, a couple years ago some guy got murdered with a samurai sword and a few months ago about a dozen fire trucks showed up in what ended up being a murder/arson case. |
I know your location says otherwise, but are you actually in Florida?
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Probable Muppet
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The-Excel wrote: |
Probable Muppet wrote: |
According to Yelp I'm not the only one person that has experienced such issues in this apartment complex. Apparently it being a higher end complex tends to attract drug dealers, a couple years ago some guy got murdered with a samurai sword and a few months ago about a dozen fire trucks showed up in what ended up being a murder/arson case. |
I know your location says otherwise, but are you actually in Florida? |
Nope Sacramento. Why?
http://blogs.sacbee.com/crime/archives/2010/11/arrest-made-aft.html
That is the story regarding the samurai sword killing. I guess he threw it on the rooftop of the apartments in hope of hiding the evidence. On top of the constant dumpster divers (whom at one point stole my identity/CC info) there have been all sorts of crazy people I have had to deal with. This is not a bad neighborhood either. I guess I am cursed...
Then there is the schizophrenic kid that kept pestering me. I initially met him walking to and from my car getting home. Casually he started asking me for cigarettes but before I know it he is knocking at my door at 3am asking me if I wanted to play chess and other odd bullshit. One day I get home from work to find that he had scratched a strange a message to me on my door with a knife. I informed the office at the apartments of this and nothing was done.
Shortly thereafter my car was broken into, I lost some 600 CDs and whomever broke into my car also stole my registration and the light bulbs from the inside of the car (WTF). I'm pretty much sure that this guy was responsible...
Then on one of my three day weekends, one of the creepiest and strangest things happened to me. I went to sleep watching TV the previous night and this is straight up strange, my wallet was missing along with my sandals the next morning. First off I am a light sleeper and as I have mentioned barely sleep at all. I have a bunch of easy to steal expensive stuff in my apartment but despite that the wallet, my sandals and a T-shirt were the only things taken. Again I have little explanation for how the fuck this happened and it still creeps me out to this day but I believe the schizo to be responsible.
Last time I had any interaction with said schizo was the night he came knocking at my door like 11pm bleeding and looking quite fucked up. He begged me to use my phone to call the police on whom he was living with for assaulting him. At this point I am like, what the fuck, but shit he was in pretty bad shape and well, I sort of felt bad for him. However, after the police arrived I had to inform them that he needed to stay the fuck away from me and I have not seen him since as they threatened to arrested him if he did so.
So I am getting quite impatient with these sorts of assholes. This new upstairs neighbor is fucking crazy. I usually just don't give a fuck and I am the type of person to run upstairs and knock on the door and tell him to shut the fuck up. However, dude seems to be creepier than most and you never know...
I don't want to get shot or stabbed with a samurai sword or some crazy shit. (Also the reason I am seriously considering the purchase of an AR-15 or M4, fuck handguns go for the Military grade weaponry IMO).
However there is a part of me that wants to make his life as miserable as possible in hopes that it makes him move out.
I have now seriously de-railed my own thread originally intended to be Innocuous and about fun with lasers and cats...
Also, I tend to be a magnet to strange people for some reason. My mother shares this oddity with me. We are both the type of people that can pretty much get along with everyone (despite my internet persona, this is very true). This occasionally causes trouble IRL..
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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If you want to fuck with your drug dealer neighbor I have a suggestion...
Step 1. Get some cheap burner cell phones. You should be able to buy these for like 5 or 10 bucks. I know where I live in NY I can get one for 5 bucks at the supermarket.
Step 2. Attain the dealers phone number.
Step 3. Use the burner phones to make phone calls to the dealer. It is important to do this away from your home if he does in fact have monitoring devices. Make sure to use different voices/accents. Maybe have a friend help you out. Make sure it is a friend you can trust not to fuck it up.
You want to make the calls mostly harmless, but also mildly and then increasingly suspect. Start off with a survey or sales pitch. Maybe a call relating to a local Police Athletic League or something that will get that paranoia going.
If that is not your style, then just start in total war mode. Describe in great detail how you are watching him and how he has messed with "the wrong people" or something of the like. Tell him how you intend to sever his limbs and display them in public as an example to any potential competitors. I am sure you can come up with other creative methods of intimidation if you put your mind to it.
Caller ID spoofing is a good idea if you do this.
Unfortunately, I have had to threaten scum like your neighbor in the past because the police could not be bothered to give a fuck or do anything. My advantage is that most people will not fuck with me in person, as I have perfected the psychotic "stare directly through you as though you do not exist" and a nice low, calm delivery (almost whisper level) of truly terrifying threats that in combination tend to have a very chilling effect on the intended target. Have to give credit to the Corps for those skills.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
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@om*d wrote: |
My advantage is that most people will not fuck with me in person, as I have perfected the psychotic "stare directly through you as though you do not exist" and a nice low, calm delivery (almost whisper level) of truly terrifying threats that in combination tend to have a very chilling effect on the intended target. Have to give credit to the Corps for those skills. |
Are there correspondence courses for those?
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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Maybe one on police/interrogation might be helpful there, although I never took that particular one. If you are in the army or any other branch of service you can sign up for USMC correspondence courses last I heard. It has been a few years so I can't say for certain whether that has changed.
I learned how to be a badass from my uncles who both served in the Corps during Vietnam and told me that is where they learned their skills in persuasion/deterrence. Very useful skills to have in life, as I have stared down the barrel of a gun while being robbed and my don't give a fuck attitude was enough to convince that imbecile to move on.
I think also having an understanding of how people think and react can be very helpful, so maybe a psychology course could lead you in the right direction.
It is also important to note that some people can be unstable and you have to know exactly what to say or not to say in a given situation. It can be very easy to mindfuck someone but doing it to the wrong person can be disastrous. Also, if someone intends to physically harm you, they are more likely to do it immediately and and skills you have in persuasion will be useless in that type of situation. It is much easier to stop a threat than it is to stop something in already in action.
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thenose_knows
Joined: Feb 02 2015
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I'd advise you purchase a firearm to defend your property, but only if you intend on learning to use it with a high degree of efficiency. I actually live in an apartment complex in downtown Raleigh. Many of my neighbors in the adjacent buildings are well-known drug dealers and there's a corner store about 100 yards from my apartment that's a common hangout for crackheads. My roommate's been propositioned for and offered crack numerous times in just the past few months. I'd buy a long gun myself, but I have no car to keep it in at the moment.
As for fucking around with them, I dunno. Seems like more trouble than it's worth. I, too, despise inner city drug dealers, but as long as they don't come knocking on my door, I just accept it as a reality of living where I do. I'm kinda surprised you'd run into them in Sacramento, but with California you really can go from country club to the ghetto in a heartbeat.
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My advantage is that most people will not fuck with me in person, as I have perfected the psychotic "stare directly through you as though you do not exist" and a nice low, calm delivery (almost whisper level) of truly terrifying threats that in combination tend to have a very chilling effect on the intended target. Have to give credit to the Corps for those skills. |
I was aware that you have a military background, but I hadn't been able to pin down what branch specifically. Cool to know we've got a Marine on the boards. A month ago, I met an Army medic who was attached to various special operations units (I'm inclined to say Special Forces but I don't remember if he said that or just 'special ops') and my first question was whether or not he felt safe all the time given his training. His response was something akin to, "Put it like this, if 5 guys my size jumped me, I'd probably lose. But I guarantee at least 3 of them are getting real fucked up." I envy that shit, man, cause pretty much anyone who works out a lot or has a reasonable amount of martial arts training could fuck me up real good.
Funny thing about those special ops guys (the ones I've met are limited to SWCC, Navy EOD, and that one Army guy) is they look like average Joes. My friend, before his discharge brought upon by migraines during training for the Marine Corps, actually encountered some SEALs while he was at Naval Base King's Bay and said they, too, look like normal dudes. I guess you really do have to be careful who you fuck with.
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Probable Muppet
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I am bit apprehensive about posting the following but whatever...
First off I completely understand that I am a bit eccentric and a maybe little bit off the hook. Seems that you might be aswell @om*d, no offense intended, actually quite the opposite=).
As stated, I am just as willing to go upstairs and just straight up confront this guy but don't feel that it is worth the drama. Also I do not wish it to incite any legal trouble and, fact is I am a recoverying alcoholic, it is just as equally possible this guy ends up sitting on my couch while I play video games to bitch about his insanity and inflated ego as it is that I incure an assault charge for kicking his ass. I'm by no means timid and have a history of being a "bad ass". Despite considering myself a bit of a video game geek/nerd some of the stories I am close to telling might prove this (some them which I have hinted at in previous threads). Also, I'm not trying to brag about this...
All I am interested in is sitting around on my couch to play video games and watch the new John Oliver on HBO without having to deal with this shithead. All things considered he might just be an airhead high on crack or crystal meth talking shit to whomever he is on the phone with dozens of times a night. This however is what pisses me off the most whatever the reality of the situation, the fact is I just want to tear him down. Maybe this is the "eccentric" or crazy part of me but I have got to be careful..
As for technique you mentioned regarding the use of disposable cell phones to incrimate him or threaten him, well this is boarder line illegal and again, I have interest in being charged for something like that and it is not admissible in a court of law.
As for the aforementioned laser it quite literally would cripple any audio/video equipment he might install. I am quite aware this is boarder line illegal aswell, however it is a much safer method IMO with dealing with this situation. As for purchasing my own omni directional AV equipment or a high powered rifle, just meh...
Why waste my time or money?
And again I am fully aware of said interrogation/deterance techniques used by law enforcement and the military. I work in cyber security, and have worked not only with the Air Force, Army and other military but also more frequently with intelligence organizations such as the FBI, CIA and NSA and on DARPA programs. Won't go into any more detail than that...
No disrespect to the military or the cops (well maybe the cops as I quite literally dislike them, maybe it's that antiauthoritian in me...), but their deterance and interrogation techniques has nothing on said agencies given my personal experience (an exception being the FBI). There quite literally is such a thing as being too smart to join a branch of the military (well sort of) or law enforcement and there is actual legal presidence for this matter of fact when it comes to the cops. Too smart could lead to corruption in law enforcement, too smart leads you into intelligence in the military. Again, no disrespect meant and @om*d, if you are a former marine then badass and thank you for your service...
http://politicalblindspot.com/police-officially-refuse-to-hire-applicants-with-high-iq-scores/
Having personally been interrogated by Federal agencies to obtain my Q level/TS clearances, it has educated me on their techniques. Sitting ten hours in a room with these people stuck to a lie detector is all sorts of strange and miserable but also illuminating in the tools they use to measure you being a potential threat to national security.
Working in CS also also made me aware of survallince/ anti-servallince; dealing with everything from script kiddies, Anon/chansec wannabes to the Russian Mafia and Chinas Very dangerous PLA Unit 61398. Also the detection of both exposed and unexposed zero days used for various illicit reasons..
I'm quite capable of getting into this dudes network to monitor his network traffic and even cellphone activity via the firmware on his router. That is also illegal and just not worth my time. I would rather video game or watch TV and just relax. If he continues to be a problem however some of the above techniques might potentially be applied. Hopefully he will get kicked out before this happens. I wish I had the ability to record some of the conversations this guy has just to illustrate how crazy and creepy this guy is for you all.
However, I don't want to be that guy with high end AV equipment installed with an AR-15 sitting next to the door sitting on my couch "relaxing".
I do however sort of want to be the guy trolling this cunt with a 2000 mw laser cuz... shit, that just sounds like fun to me.
Edit: Cats + lasers = fun.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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Probable Muppet wrote: |
First off I completely understand that I am a bit eccentric and a maybe little bit off the hook. Seems that you might be aswell @om*d, no offense intended, actually quite the opposite=). |
No offense taken! I will openly admit that I am more than a bit eccentric and quite "far off the hook" if that's how you want to call it.
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Again, no disrespect meant and @om*d, if you are a former marine then badass and thank you for your service... |
You are probably aware of this and just made an error in posting but there is no such thing as a former Marine.
Also, without going into further detail (because I would rather not talk much about the past at this particular point in time), I resigned my commission about 5 years ago.
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
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Everytime I read your posts I sense an internal sadness that you carry around in life. I sense a childhood trauma that needs to be addressed
I need your exact hour/day/year of birth so I can analyze your zodiac chart and see whats influences you have in your chart.
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
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Yes, you've got me all figured out. I was molested by clowns as a small child...
I'm an Ace of Spades Pisces. Please help me armchair internet psychologist, you're my only hope.
Every time I read one of your one sentence posts devoid of any actual meaningful content I sense an internal need for you to troll. Did the clowns get to you too?
Case in point, your first response to Hacker killing himself:
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So this was his plan to get the forums active again.... |
Or more recently StormTroppers2011's "So I'm Dying, Kind of" thread:
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im here with a soft pillow to relieve the pain whenever your ready sweet prince. |
Get back to me ASAP with your analysis on my Zodiac influences, I just can't wait...
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
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The whole think about Hacker was really to amuse myself from all the faux sadness from people on the forum who had treated him like shit from day 1 and yet were crying crocodile tears when shit got real. Im not going to attack the real culprits as it would be pointless.
I am not bashing you if thats how you see it bro, just merely interested as some of you older posts showed alot of depth.
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Probable Muppet
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GeorgeTaylor wrote: |
The whole think about Hacker was really to amuse myself from all the faux sadness from people on the forum who had treated him like shit from day 1 and yet were crying crocodile tears when shit got real. Im not going to attack the real culprits as it would be pointless.
I am not bashing you if thats how you see it bro, just merely interested as some of you older posts showed alot of depth. |
Sorry, fair enough, makes sense. I overreacted, I assumed you had no actual interest and your response appeared to me as being trolling and consequently I responded accordingly.
My bad..
Anyways then, regarding your question about my birthday:
http://www.metasymbology.com/templates/cards/aceofspades.html
March 9th, 12:11 AM , 1981.
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
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You think you are a Sagittarian
Your can be mistaken for an Aqaurius by the way you talk to people.
Mars and Venus in Pisces means your react like a typical Pisces in Love and Anger.
as for your Sun and Moon
http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/mp/files/sun-moon_pisces-aries.pdf
I believe the zodiac make up a good 30-35 percent of who a person is, the rest is your environment and genetics.
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Probable Muppet
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GeorgeTaylor wrote: |
You think you are a Sagittarian
Your can be mistaken for an Aqaurius by the way you talk to people.
Mars and Venus in Pisces means your react like a typical Pisces in Love and Anger.
as for your Sun and Moon
http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/mp/files/sun-moon_pisces-aries.pdf
I believe the zodiac make up a good 30-35 percent of who a person is, the rest is your environment and genetics. |
Creepy, that link is me...
So is the Ace of Spades one though.
How and why are you so knowledgeable on this subject?
Edit: GeorgeTaylor just did one for my girlfriend also. Fit her perfectly. Also, in hindsight, I feel like a total asshole for my response to GeorgeTaylor's post. Apologies...
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
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So an update on this crazy ass thread if anyone cares or is bored.
I call him Mr. Rogers.
"Won't you be my neighbor?"
He hates that I call him that as he hates Mr. Rogers (not sure how that is possible).
Despite this I still call him this as it pisses him off.
However, we sort have been hanging out a lot together. It is kind of hard not to run into each other as when I am out on the patio to go smoking he is usually out there and we have some really awkward conversations as a result. The guy just won't shut the fuck up. Last weekend he was being crazy as hell again, reason why was some girl he was going down on projectile vomits all over him and then does it again on his wall and floor then steals $200 dollars from him before her friend gives her a lift.
I can sort of understand why he might have been acting crazy...
Since we have been hanging out a bunch (he really makes good BBQ). We are actually potentially going into business together. He offered me $15,000 (it will take far more than that to make as servers cost a lot, especially about 17) for an app I am programming...
That is sort of hard to turn down. However, he is drunk as fuck pretty much every night and is still pretty crazy.
So I don't know...
Funny how things turn out.
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
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All I can say is, be very cautious with this guy. If he's as crazy as you say he is, it might be risky dealing with him, even if he's offering promising pay.
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
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Yeah, I'm being really careful. Still not sure how full of shit he is...
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Probable Muppet
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Just upped the investment offer to go 50/50 to $100,000 yesterday. He was super drunk and it took me an hour or so to escape the crazy. This guy definitively has a drinking problem and maybe other ones. However, the offer still stands according to another awkward patio conversation and I was able to confirm he has the money.
I told him I was too busy drawing hyper-sexual stuff at the moment for a comic book. I guess he has friends that run porn sites for the servers too...
Also, he is crazy as hell as he dances to Radiohead's Kid A with his cat on his back... while I am sitting on his couch and pretty much every other night. At least I like that album.
The fuck. Why am I such a magnet for these people?
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