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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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im bored so i'll post this here:
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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I like the one that tells you to enter the Konami code as you are about to be born to become a beer taster.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I've tried the 'remote-under-the-chin' thing, it didn't give me extra range.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| I've tried the 'remote-under-the-chin' thing, it didn't give me extra range. |
But now you have brain cancer.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Most of those are really cool. I remember hearing about the ice water thing from Fernin
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Things like the hotel porn and air pump feel like they can get you in trouble.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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i thought the free phone charger one was cool. and it makes perfect sense.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| username wrote: |
| i thought the free phone charger one was cool. and it makes perfect sense. |
Yeah, I have actually done that before, once at a hotel and once at a movie theater. I used to get iPods that way from theaters. I would just tell them I lost my iPod and they would let me look in the lost and found box for it. That was when I lived in NYC.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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bumping for more life hacks:
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Some of the ideas in the bump are pretty good!
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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A lot of those are really cool and helpful, but if that was from one person, and I met them in real life, I'd probably try to beat the shit out of them.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
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Cupcake ice cream cones sounds absolutely amazing.
I did know about the holes-in-the-trash-can one; we've drilled holes into all the recycling bins at work to make it easier to get the giant bags out.
The ones about toasting bread, cooking corn, and microwaving pizza are also pretty nifty.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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My Dad taught me the one about tying the extension cords together before plugging them in. Can even have them hanging from ceiling outlets in a garage or something and they'll never come unplugged. Very useful when using a power drill or jig saw and you want it to keep running as you move around without walking over and putting the plugs back together every 5 minutes.
Some other really good ones in there too. This keyboard might find itself with some binder clip feet to replace its broken ones. Plus the pancake batter in the squeeze bottle sounds much better than trying to pour it out of a bowl, might try that sometime.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Been doing the pancake batter one for the last half year or so. Love it.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| A lot of those are really cool and helpful, but if that was from one person, and I met them in real life, I'd probably try to beat the shit out of them. |
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Tested the bread-in-the-toaster one and made a brilliant Camwich.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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I've been using my shoes(not old ones) as drink holders for years. Glad that I don't suffer from athlete's foot.
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Cactus
Joined: Oct 05 2012
Location: UK
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The bagel in a CD spindle makes me laugh, no one would have the balls to bring that out in public.
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