Sign ups are over! The final list is as follows:

Valdronius
M3GA_MAN
jprime
docinsano
Sehkmaenzo
@om*d
Lasher
LordHuffnPuff
LowEndLem
SoldierHawk
Reinhart_x
Syd Lexia
The_Excel

Alright, teams are as follows!

Team one (Teamy McTeamerson Part 2: Revenge of the Attack of the Team of Revenge):
Syd Lexia
Valdronius
SoldierHawk

Team two (Sexlydians):
LowEndLem
Lasher
Sehkmaenzo

Team three (Battlechodes):
The_Excel
Reinhart_x
@om*d

Team four (Boner Express):
jprime
docinsano
LordHuffnPuff

Team 5:
M3GA_MAN

And here's the log confirming:

[SPOILER:5896f27def]<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 1: Syd Lexia
<atomjacked> Yo ho
<Beldantazar> supper butthole toads atomjacked
<Beldantazar>
<@Fernin> just in time for the team drawing, atom
<+Ghandi> Yep, you're just in time for The Reaping
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 2: Valdronius
<atomjacked> Cool, I hope I get a terrible team
<docinsano> Whats up Fig?
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 3: SoldierHawk
<Drew_Linky> ...
<@FigNewton> lol, team one
<Drew_Linky> Shit, the mods are on a team
<@FigNewton> Doc!
<@FigNewton> Wanna play Settlers once this is done?
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 4: LowEndLem
<docinsano> Yeah!
<+Ghandi> I always forget Hawk is a mod
<@FigNewton> Hurray!
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 5: Lasher
<docinsano> yay!
<@FigNewton> Only been trying for a week
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 6: Sehkmaenzo
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 7: Drew Linky
<Black_Zarak> Player 8: Sub-Zero!
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 8: Reinhart x
<Black_Zarak> insert coin!
<Beldantazar> Player 9: Scorpion
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 9: atomjacked
<+Ghandi> Test Your Might
<Drew_Linky> And I guess the last three
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 10: jprime
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 11: docinsano
<Drew_Linky> !name
<@Lexiabot9000> Player 12: Lordhuffnpuff
<+Ghandi> Can there be a Fantasy Forum Battle League? :p
<Beldantazar> lol, doc's still in the same team as jprime
<docinsano> lol
<Black_Zarak> ok, i got some weird mantis/jellyfish/kinda ape stature thing going, i think i'm making progress...
<Drew_Linky> I'm assuming M3GA's not in there.
<@Fernin> you assume correctly[/SPOILER:5896f27def]

Alright, and now for the bracket. Finally. First and foremost, log:

[SPOILER:5896f27def]<Drew_Linky> Wait, I have an idea. Instead of using that generator for Lexi again, I can just !random it, right?
<Black_Zarak> dude, you have a chicken breakfast sandwich
<+Hacker> :O
<Drew_Linky> !random 1 4
<@Lexiabot9000> 1
<+Hacker> I have tortillas too
<cybersst> Cook the eggs and put them in the chicken for delicious irony
<Drew_Linky> ...
<+Ghandi> rofl
<Drew_Linky> !random 2 4
<@Lexiabot9000> 2
<Drew_Linky> ......
<Black_Zarak> or weird breakfast tortillas
<Drew_Linky> !random 3 4
<@Lexiabot9000> 4
<Drew_Linky> Oh, thank goodness.
<+Hacker> Drew but how're you going to take numbers out?
<+Hacker> lol cyber
<+Hacker> !random 1 4
<@Lexiabot9000> 3
<+Hacker> Okay 3
<+Ghandi> Make a Scottwich from it all
<+Hacker> !random 1 4
<@Lexiabot9000> 3
<+Hacker> oh no!
<Drew_Linky> And that's the one that M3GA will have to fight first.
[/SPOILER:5896f27def]

So unless I have some horrendous mess up in logic, the bracket is as follows:



The first battle begins a week from now! Use your time wisely.

Again, refer to this thread for rules and regs.

A note on the prize; letters are damned near impossible to knit into a scarf, so instead of that, I will have three different scarves for team members to decide which goes to who (note, they will all be black. The tassels are the main difference). And, as an apology for this set back, I'll also let team members request a hat in whatever color they want (assuming it's part of the visible spectrum. Infra-red, ultraviolet and gamma ray hats are not acceptable requests).

Confer with team mates and, once you have found a name all can agree on, post in this thread or PM me and I will change it for you.

Yes, to keep it short, this is the last time teams are being changed up. I'm not fucking around anymore.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I AM TALKING TO YOU.

Pleasantries aside: Good luck to you all! Questions can be PMed to me.

@om*d wrote:

You should have at least made a video of you rolling the dice. I don't want to participate unless I can see evidence that this is truly random, so I would prefer the teams to be picked by Lexy.

Well, there's one. I don't have any cameras that can record videos, so there was a problem with that. I'll talk to Fernin, I am less and less at ease with the dice thing too.

Klimbatize wrote:

@om*d wrote: You should have at least made a video of you rolling the dice. I don't want to participate unless I can see evidence that this is truly random, so I would prefer the teams to be picked by Lexy. Sounds like someone really dislikes docinsano. Also, I thought I had until the end of today to sign up, dang it! Oh well.

Klim, I love you. But you piss me off sometimes.

Well, if I have to revise teams using Lexi, I guess sign ups can technically end tonight. You want in, Klim? Because I would gladly give you my spot. I would not be helpful this year.

Fuck it, because people are trying to be dicks, sign ups end at midnight tonight. That is the last time I change anything for people on here.

You're all welcome, late-comers.

I like it. Simple and to the point.

And I'm rewarding dickish behavior because.. HELICOPTERS.

This is the final set up. This will not change.

EVER.

Klimbatize wrote:

Oh sweet, keep redoing the teams until the mods form a super team. RIGGED.

EVER.

Klimbatize wrote:

Drew Linky wrote: Klimbatize wrote: Oh sweet, keep redoing the teams until the mods form a super team. RIGGED. EVER. Well of course you won't change them now...they finally got the result they wanted.

...

EVER.