What are some of the dumbest server messages you've ever seen?

I just got this one:

"You are banned: No DEVIL worshipping gunna happen here, bye dipshit. :Þ~"

I was banned from a fucking server because I was sharing several mp3s with the word "devil" in the title: Motley Crue's "Shout At The Devil", Van Halen's "Running With The Devil", and Lordi's "The Devil Is A Loser".

I think it's funny that some dipshit is a good enough Christian that he's decided to equate having a file with the word "devil" in it with the act of devil worshipping and ban infidels from his server, yet he gladly allows people to break one of God's cardinal rules by giving people a place to blatantly exchange copyrighted material. Fucking moron.