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Posted: May 11 2007 11:15 pm

Stale sourdough bread tastes better than stale regular bread.

Posted: May 11 2007 11:28 pm

indeed my friend, indeed

Posted: May 11 2007 11:34 pm

It blows that the only actual MC Hammer performance of U Can't Touch This on YouTube is 1/2 way through a live performance.

Posted: May 12 2007 12:22 am

I haven't lifted regularly since mid-December, do you have any idea how much of my gains I've lost? I just now finished up that six pound tub of protein I got for Christmas. I usually go through six pounds in two weeks.

Posted: May 12 2007 12:39 am

You can kill a gorilla by tossing em into a pool.

Seriously, the buggers sink like a rock, they can't hold their breath and they have a nose specifically designed to siphon water strait into their lungs.

The problem is that a gorilla is too big to pick up and toss, and if you can pick one up and toss em around, then the pool would'nt even be necessary.

Well, guns and tear gas still work. I guess.

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why would a gorilla's nose be designed to put water int oit's lungs?

Posted: May 12 2007 05:50 am

because gorillas like bananas?

Posted: May 12 2007 08:51 am

Can The Thing breathe underwater?

If not, wouldn't throwing him in the ocean be an easy way to kill him?

Posted: May 12 2007 11:02 am

I'm selling all of my M:tG cards today. Sad.

Posted: May 12 2007 11:36 am

Why do I get out of college so much later than all my friends?

Posted: May 12 2007 11:41 am

I need to get it set up so "Fun and Minigames" from Beyond Good & Evil is my alarm to wake me up every morning.

Hell, that shit could be an alarm in general. Fire trucks, EMT vehicles, patrol vehicles should all use that their sirens. As well as fire,and tornado alarms and the like. I feel it could make everything situation better.

Posted: May 12 2007 02:15 pm

I want a megaphone, with the bomb siren, and bring it to school. ^^

Posted: May 12 2007 03:51 pm

Chrisby wrote:

Why do I get out of college so much later than all my friends?

Does this happen often?

Posted: May 12 2007 03:59 pm

i think a good siren could be the one from pokingmen when the little bastards are almost outta life.

Posted: May 12 2007 05:52 pm

MOGHARR wrote:

i think a good siren could be the one from pokemon when the little bastards are almost outta life.

fixed

Posted: May 12 2007 05:58 pm

This post has been modded due to offensive language. - The Mods

Posted: May 12 2007 06:08 pm

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Modded post.

...yeeah

Posted: May 12 2007 06:55 pm

Falling asleep on your arm and then waking up and not being able to move it is awesome...as long as the feeling comes back in it. If not it's not nearly as awesome as normal, but still awesome.

Posted: May 12 2007 07:51 pm

I didn't sell my cards. I'll probably sell them tomorrow.

Posted: May 12 2007 09:03 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Falling asleep on your arm and then waking up and not being able to move it is awesome...as long as the feeling comes back in it. If not it's not nearly as awesome as normal, but still awesome.

It sucks though, when you want to roll over but cant find your dead arm with your good arm and cant.

Posted: May 12 2007 11:42 pm

I always wondered why you get that feeling that you're falling off a cliff when you're about to fall asleep, then you jerk up really quickly and scare the shit out of yourself... well, I was disappointed when I found out the 'why'... when you start to fall asleep and your body slows down, your brain thinks your body is dying, so it pumps an insane amount of adrenalin (or some hormone) into your system to jump start it... I liked the falling feeling a whole lot more before I found this out.

Posted: May 13 2007 12:14 am

B.B.King wrote:

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Modded post.

...yeeah

Gettin' high rocks.

Posted: May 13 2007 01:06 am

You're such a cool person for getting high. I wish I were cool enough to smoke marijuana. You're such a rebel, and sticking it to the man so good because you can smoke weed. God, not many people smoke weed, you're like, an innovator, one of a kind. And, I mean, fucking no one gets intoxicated, then goes on the internet and makes an ass out of themselves, because that's where you go when you get wasted, the internet. You drink/smoke weed to sit behind a keyboard and type shit to other losers on a message board. That's exactly why you get intoxicated. To type.

In my defense, when I did get drunk and get online, it was right after I split with my ex. Good times, and I wrote a great FFX review, which Jew has re-found recently, and needs to re-upload it so everyone else can bask in it's glory.

God, I am so glad I got my headphones fixed. You people who aren't audiophiles, I don't know how you live. You're missing out on so much in music by not listening to it on decent speakers or headphones, and headphones are a step above decent speakers. I mean, some Grado SR225s will set you back $250, if that, and sound so much better than what you would get if you spent the same amount on some speakers and a receiver and/or an amp. I need to get some ear canal headphones, not to be confused with earbuds. Earbuds are shite, ear canal headphones can offer you some of the best sound quality you can get in general. You're going to be forking over $500+ to get that sound quality, but if you're an audiophile, it's worth it.

Posted: May 13 2007 12:51 pm

Valdronius wrote:

Does this happen often?

Yeah every semester. I mean, I know the answer: it's because I start later. It's still annoying though.

Posted: May 13 2007 01:08 pm

If someone's going to talk about drug escapades, make it creative - snort perks (percocets) OR sniff glue OR something weird - weed is practically normal weekly behaviour for somewhere around 50% of Americans!