Much like Uncle Lou, Master Higgins generally only wears two articles of clothing. The first is his Marlboro hat, which he never ever takes off. He smoked 200 cartons of cigarettes to earn that thing, so he thinks it's a fucking trophy or something. The only other thing he usually wears are his green shorts, which probably haven't been washed in a long, long time. Neither one generally wears a shirt, because they don't realize how rude it is to walk around with their digusting man tits hanging out.