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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Here's a doozy. A 9-year-old chinese boy was eaten by a crocodile after breaking into the animal's cage and teasing it with a stick and a slingshot.
Jeez, kids today. With their "text messaging" "iPods" and "catapults."
Three boys snuck into the unguarded enclosure and started molesting the CROCODILES. They poked it with sticks and shot at it with a slingshot. Unlike some people, crocodiles do not like to be molested and so one fought back, by dragging one of the kids under the water and snacking on him like a snickers bar.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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That story should be filed under the "No shit, what'd ya think would happen?" folder.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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So they were crocodile molesters? I thought nobody had done that since Steve Irwin.
"This is an African Crocodile, one of the most dangerous animals in the world! It could rip me in half and kill me instantly!"
"I'm gonna play with it's ballsack!"
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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Location: Massachusetts
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One less moron in the world. I'm for it!
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Dr. Jeebus
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Where's a pic of Cartman when you need one?
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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So they were crocodile molesters? I thought nobody had done that since Steve Irwin.
"This is an African Crocodile, one of the most dangerous animals in the world! It could rip me in half and kill me instantly!"
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Crocadiles have ambiguious gender, so you pretty much have to violate one to find out its particular gender.
It's only creepy if you keep your hand up there too long, and the croc in question suddenly spasms after a period of calm.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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It's only creepy if you keep your hand up there too long, and the croc in question suddenly spasms after a period of calm. |
you know this how?
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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It's only creepy if you keep your hand up there too long, and the croc in question suddenly spasms after a period of calm. |
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Crocodile wrestling. They thought their precious genetalia was safe just because its "internal". Considering how debilitating a walnut cracking squeeze to the family jewels can be to people, I figured I'd have the match in the bag.
I can't look that croc in the eye anymore.
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