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Worst Fucking Toy Ever (Maybe)


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 09:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was at Toys 'R' Us recently with my mom and brother and sister, and my little brother showed me this toy. The toy in question is a talking Fred doll, as in Fred from YouTube. I was like, "Are you fucking serious?" Fred? Fred gets a doll now? He's getting a movie deal and now he has a fucking doll based on him? I mean, am I the only one who thinks this Fred craze is getting out of hand?


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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It appears I am behind the times in regards to current memes, who is Fred and why should I care if he has his own doll?



 
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
It appears I am behind the times in regards to current memes, who is Fred and why should I care if he has his own doll?

He's a dude on YouTube who makes his voice higher via editing software and he is extremely popular, like 2nd most subscribed of all time.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

THAT'S what the fuck that is? He has more than just a doll man, pillows, folders, etc, etc. I thought it was some Disney show that I wasn't aware of or something. That's bullshit.


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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This guy?

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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd provide a picture from Google Images, but I'm a fucking retard and I don't know how to upload images on the forum Mad Mad


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HardcoreGamer4Ever wrote:
I'd provide a picture from Google Images, but I'm a fucking retard and I don't know how to upload images on the forum Mad Mad

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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

you should smack the shit out of your brother. smack him until his face is red. if I'd had a brother and he pulled some shit like that, it'd be count slapula all over his little fat face.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 11:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
It appears I am behind the times in regards to current memes, who is Fred and why should I care if he has his own doll?

Here's his channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/fred
You can tell me what you think of him. Personally, I don't like his videos.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 11:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yup, that's the asshole alright. He has two dolls by the way, two different variations. One has a toothbrush.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Yup, that's the asshole alright. He has two dolls by the way, two different variations. One has a toothbrush.

Really? A movie deal and two dolls? And a pillow? Wow. Idiots will buy them just because it's Fred merchandise. Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad


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PostPosted: Aug 05 2010 01:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

I never heard of this guy either until this thread.


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PostPosted: Aug 05 2010 01:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

i watched 30 seconds of one of his videos once. and now that i know he has all this merchandise, i've lost my hope in humanity.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Aug 05 2010 01:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i watched one of the videos too. i have a new goal in life: to find the people responsible for this and slap them. im going to slap them so hard their teeth rattle loose from their gums and blood blisters appear on their cheeks.


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PostPosted: Aug 05 2010 09:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Aug 06 2010 01:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

I see people like this.

And then realize I can't even keep a band together long enough to play a show.

Goddamnit.


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PostPosted: Aug 10 2010 09:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

I would buy that doll...




...So I can turn it into a VooDoo doll and stab his fucking eyes out!!!

One minute! One fucking minute of watching his video and I already want to punch him in the face.
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Jack Slater
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2011 01:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I too had never heard of "Fred." I did see that his movie is available to watch instantly on Netflix, though.

I watched some of his videos. This has to be some of the worst shit I've ever seen. It's right up there with the stupid dancing hamster from the late 90s. Fred makes me want to murder him.

Those kinds of effete mannerisms just make Jamie wanna grab a gun.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2011 01:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy bumptastic! But seriously, Fred does suck.


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Atma
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2011 03:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yep. He sucks. And I pray for his Untimely death.
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Mr. Satire
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PostPosted: Jan 17 2011 10:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ogod, NOT. FUCKING. FRED!

My damn brother has gotten into his videos. If this shit continues I will ragequit my life! Evil
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Ky-Guy
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PostPosted: Feb 05 2011 12:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, toys are not as good as they used to be, that's for sure. I prefer my Sonic the Hedgehog dolls, thank you very much.

On a side note, there are Sonic dolls being made, but by a different company, though.


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PostPosted: Feb 05 2011 02:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I first heard about him on iCarly. I shed a tear when I discovered he's real.


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PostPosted: Feb 05 2011 10:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think we all need some cheering up:


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