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Posted: Dec 12 2010 04:17 am

Listen up, puke bags. A whole lotta you worms have been commenting that you want a crack at this title defense. Well you're gonna get it. First 25 to say you want in will be put in the running. From there, 16 will be chosen. Chosen how you ask? STFU and I'll explain. We're going to do this American Idol style. You gotta wow us, make us think you're worth the time and effort. Entertain us for fucksake. We don't want another opposing team of no-shows. So there you have it, let us know you want in and leave an impression.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 04:24 am

I'll be the Randy of the selection committee. I have my auto responses queued up.

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Here's the list of people ballsy/stupid enough to take on the greatest Forum Battle team of all time. First 25 will be considered.

--TITLE DEFENSE #5 CANDIDATES--

1- Thunderhorse
2- ToGdor
3- joshwoodzy
4- SnesGuy
5- @om*d
6- M3GA MAN
7- Andrew Man
8- Rydog
9- aeonic
10- Mr. Satire
11- Sehkmaenzo
12- TheThunderThief
13- LordHuffnPuff
14- Ghandi
15- brian
16- GenesisDoes

Posted: Dec 12 2010 04:46 am

I'll be the Ellen judge and just sit here, being a raging lesbian.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

If you think that you can run. If you think that you can stand. You forget who turned this forum on. You forget who plugged this forum in. You'll not switch it off again.

The dream is dead. Resistance is futile. Welcome to die.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 05:49 am

Count me in. I have a GED, Little to no previous experience, and a winning personality. Shall I post my references?

Posted: Dec 12 2010 07:26 am

I'm fucking in.

*readies explosion picture in photoshop*

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Do I even need to post in this thread? I am a goddamn walking nightmare and will chop down anything in my path. I will paint a canvas with your blood and feed your entrails to my squirrels. I'm a time bomb motherfuckers. Bring it on.

So yeah, I want a crack at this shit. I killed GP and Vald like it was nothing, I took down Jeebus and Soldierhawk without even trying, so my record speaks for itself. Chair shots to the back of the necks motherfuckers, that's what you can all expect.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

My only grievance is that I have not assimilated Woodzell and Andrew into the collective sooner.

This will be rectified, however.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Dec 12 2010 10:34 am

I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

We're having fun here, go cry in another thread. Someone always ends up bitching in the real forum battle and it gets super serious, even if just for a second. I don't see that happening here because we're mostly all really, really dumb.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Dec 12 2010 10:54 am

Oh, quit bitching and being super serious. I'm having fun here.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 10:56 am

UsaSatsui wrote:

I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

This is your monster, Dr. Frankenstein.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 11:13 am

I wish I could participate, but I have to go home tonight, and I don't have a computer. Also, the fucking computers at my school have Sydlexia blocked.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Dec 12 2010 11:19 am

sidewaydriver wrote:

UsaSatsui wrote:

I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

This is your monster, Dr. Frankenstein.

Very well. Stop raping my monster.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 11:40 am

I'm tempted to wipe the floor with all the faces of the title holders... but I know I won't get a single vote, no matter how many ninja's I fight Razz

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:06 pm

I deserve to be in this Title Defense just look at me

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:09 pm

joshwoodzy wrote:

So yeah, I want a crack at this shit. I killed GP and Vald like it was nothing, I took down Jeebus and Soldierhawk without even trying, so my record speaks for itself. Chair shots to the back of the necks motherfuckers, that's what you can all expect.

It was GP and Douche Wink

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:17 pm

Woodzy has the Huggies Distraction Factor going on. He will be no match.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

anorexorcist wrote:

joshwoodzy wrote:

So yeah, I want a crack at this shit. I killed GP and Vald like it was nothing, I took down Jeebus and Soldierhawk without even trying, so my record speaks for itself. Chair shots to the back of the necks motherfuckers, that's what you can all expect.

It was GP and Douche Wink

Shit, that's right partner.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:32 pm

I am in on this one, but first I should share something about me, since no one here really knows anything about me.

Where to start?... I had a cat named Ninja who thought he was a dog, and he would fade upon you with his shinobi skills. In my free time I like to smoke crack and kill babies, cutting myself till I pass out from the loss of blood, sacrificing virgins in my Peruvian Voodoo rituals, Freebasing kitty litter, Drinking till my heart stops and beating my wife. In that particular order. One day I'll be a rock star so I can shoot smack and feed off of the blood of pre-pubescent Aryan boys in Holland, sweet... supple... Aryan boys. That and one day to get the opportunity to get a sense of humour, but I doubt its possible. Oh!! and one day I would like to be a Ninja Turtle! ... preferably Leonardo, for he has the wicked katanas.

I will share with you the details of how I will rule you all if I should win. Those details will come soon.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:37 pm

@om*d wrote:

I am in on this one, but first I should share something about me, since no one here really knows anything about me.

Where to start?... I had a cat named Ninja who thought he was a dog, and he would fade upon you with his shinobi skills. In my free time I like to smoke crack and kill babies, cutting myself till I pass out from the loss of blood, sacrificing virgins in my Peruvian Voodoo rituals, Freebasing kitty litter, Drinking till my heart stops and beating my wife. In that particular order. One day I'll be a rock star so I can shoot smack and feed off of the blood of pre-pubescent Aryan boys in Holland, sweet... supple... Aryan boys. That and one day to get the opportunity to get a sense of humour, but I doubt its possible. Oh!! and one day I would like to be a Ninja Turtle! ... preferably Leonardo, for he has the wicked katanas.

I will share with you the details of how I will rule you all if I should win. Those details will come soon.

Oh yeah? Well I'll take your mother, Mrs. Dorothy @om*d, out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:46 pm

Blackout wrote:

@om*d wrote:

I am in on this one, but first I should share something about me, since no one here really knows anything about me.

Where to start?... I had a cat named Ninja who thought he was a dog, and he would fade upon you with his shinobi skills. In my free time I like to smoke crack and kill babies, cutting myself till I pass out from the loss of blood, sacrificing virgins in my Peruvian Voodoo rituals, Freebasing kitty litter, Drinking till my heart stops and beating my wife. In that particular order. One day I'll be a rock star so I can shoot smack and feed off of the blood of pre-pubescent Aryan boys in Holland, sweet... supple... Aryan boys. That and one day to get the opportunity to get a sense of humour, but I doubt its possible. Oh!! and one day I would like to be a Ninja Turtle! ... preferably Leonardo, for he has the wicked katanas.

I will share with you the details of how I will rule you all if I should win. Those details will come soon.

Oh yeah? Well I'll take your mother, Mrs. Dorothy @om*d, out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!

Is that before or after she either A) gives you the rusty trombone?, B) sodomizes you with a chainsaw? or C) all of the above?

Posted: Dec 12 2010 12:51 pm

I'll be updating the second post in this thread with all the people who have officially signed up to lose to us.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 02:34 pm

I'll join up I guess

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

UsaSatsui wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

UsaSatsui wrote:

I'd like to pit the real Forum Battle against this sham you guys are putting on.

This is your monster, Dr. Frankenstein.

Very well. Stop raping my monster.

What's a little rape between friends?