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Posted: Mar 05 2007 02:39 pm

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WHERE THE HELL ARE THE MOVIE REVIEWS!?

Title: Nothing Special Joined: Oct 25 2006 Posts: 396

In Sydlexiaton, Arnold movies are the only movies.

Posted: Mar 05 2007 03:34 pm

Long live Sealabia!

Posted: Mar 05 2007 04:29 pm

Jesus Christ, you really went through all of that?

Yeah, where are the movie reviews?!

LIGHT THE TORCHES! BURN!

Then again, the lists of movies would technically suffice as movie reviews.

Posted: Mar 05 2007 04:48 pm

Very few movies from the time period warrant an entire review as they'd most likely be really short. There has been discussion on which one of us would review a crappy movie featuring both Ozzy and Gene Simmons, but it never happens when it needs to.

Posted: Mar 05 2007 06:55 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Very few movies from the time period warrant an entire review as they'd most likely be really short. There has been discussion on which one of us would review a crappy movie featuring both Ozzy and Gene Simmons, but it never happens when it needs to.

Actually, my problem is that when I tried to do a movie review, it turned into a scene by scene breakdown and I realized it was going to A) take forever to do B) be really long. I know B isn't technically a problem, unless you have ADD, but A was. I'll try and do at least one movie review this year; it'll be good for variety.

Posted: Mar 05 2007 06:59 pm

BTW, I just realized that it says "released" instead of "realized" in the subject. That makes this thread 1000% funnier.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

An unholy triumvirate review of Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, and Tango & Cash would kick all kinds of ass.

Posted: Mar 05 2007 09:18 pm

Replace Judge Dredd with Cobra and that just might happen.

Posted: Mar 05 2007 09:53 pm

Why not Cliffhanger?

Posted: Mar 06 2007 12:08 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

Replace Judge Dredd with Cobra and that just might happen.

You mean Skarcho?

Posted: Mar 06 2007 01:13 am

syd you're the man.

you should do friday night lights man such a good movie very inspirational those blacks like getting their legs broken because they're dumb and stupid and lose their opportunities by not listening to their doctors

Posted: Mar 06 2007 09:14 am

S. McCracken wrote:

BTW, I just realized that it says "released" instead of "realized" in the subject. That makes this thread 1000% funnier.

I always get that wrong. But I fixed the typo now anyways(sorry?)...