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A 1 watt laser weapon can be yours for $200


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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 10:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

from http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=18681

It goes without saying that this product is not safe for children

With recent advances in lasers, many have fantasized about creating "real life lightsabers". Many military commanders have fantasized about creating portable blasters along the lines of those portrayed in fictional workers like Star Trek and Star Wars. The Spyder III Pro Arctic laser from WickedLasers can be seen perhaps as the culmination of those efforts and perhaps the first consumer laser weapon.

The laser is built with a diode from Casio's new mercury-free Green Slim projectors which ironically have a somewhat blue tint. The laser is rated at 1 watt of power and retails for a mere $200 USD.

And here's the best (or worst) part -- it can set people (or things) on fire. Apparently the laser is so high powered that shining it on fleshy parts will cause them to burst into flames. Of course it's equally capable of blinding people. The retailer warns:

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Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.


If you're willing to "sign the form", WickedLasers warns you "With greater power comes the need for greater responsibility." (We can't make this stuff up, really!)

The laser comes in sleek packaging that looks, unsurprisingly like a lightsaber. Hopefully its users follow the path of the light side. The last thing we need is a bunch of Sith running around.

The price of $200 is quite commendable, considering it's 20 times as powerful as the company's previous best model, "Sonar", while a mere tenth of the cost ("Sonar" sells for $2,000 -- we imagine it will be discontinued as it seems most customers will flock to the Spyder III). The product even comes with a free pair of safety glasses, so you don't accidentally blind yourself.

Obviously it goes without saying that this is not a product to leave around kids. Don't say we didn't warn you.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 12:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Buy it now before it's illegal!

These things are going to be so fucking illegal.

And if they're not, I demand that switchblades be made legal.
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aeonic
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 01:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have a dividend check coming in from my 401k coming in, and you'd better believe that after using part of it to buy a new 50' plasma tv, I'm going to have one of these. I can only imagine how much it'll help me with breaking down cans for recycling. Or other stuff.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Switchblades and Brass Knuckles may be illegal, but there easy as hell to find for sale in cheapo gas stations, and those weird porn/novelty/smoke shops. Or that just be my state. Confused



 
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 01:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The general public is not ready for this. We will never be ready for this. Someone needs to make an laser-accident RSS news feed, because I want that on my iGoogle page.


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 02:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What's it made out of? Will it pass through a metal detector?


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 04:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah seriously, the super villain in me wants to cackle maniacally, but all I can think of is the many, many, many blindings and burnings of flesh that will result from any moron with a credit card being to buy one. I mean, I live in NH and some people up here talk about their guns like someone would about a hobby like stamp collecting where there is no chance of death or maiming, so nonchalant it's fucking scary. These same people would have no problem dropping $200 on a laser just because it's "cool." Which it is, but you should have to take a fucking safety course and sign a "under threat of incarceration" type agreement if you abuse it before they even think of selling you one. There are far too many idiots in America for there to be an affordable, weapons grade laser on the market. We are not ready as a people for that responsibility!


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 05:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What is the practical purpose of this?


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 05:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Child rearing.


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 05:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd say high-stakes laser tag.


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 06:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
I'd say high-stakes laser tag.

Oh SWD, you always make my day.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 07:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Burning the fuck out of people who eat with their mouths open in the mall food court. Seriously, I don't want to see what your fucking Sbarros or Hot Dog on a Stick looks like while it's half masticated, you fat fucks!

I know human hair isn't THAT combustible, but how fast do you think it lights that shit up?


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 07:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
sidewaydriver wrote:
I'd say high-stakes laser tag.

Oh SWD, you always make my day.

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Blackout
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2010 11:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think I saw one of these in a skymall catalog last year, it's about the size of a lightsaber handle right?



 
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PostPosted: Jun 13 2010 01:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

aeonic wrote:
Burning the fuck out of people who eat with their mouths open in the mall food court. Seriously, I don't want to see what your fucking Sbarros or Hot Dog on a Stick looks like while it's half masticated, you fat fucks!

I know human hair isn't THAT combustible, but how fast do you think it lights that shit up?

I am totally buying one and doing that now. Thank you so much for the suggestion.


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PostPosted: Jun 16 2010 10:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
The general public is not ready for this. We will never be ready for this. Someone needs to make an laser-accident RSS news feed, because I want that on my iGoogle page.

Lazer Accident! would be a great band name. The "Z" and "I" could be lightning bolts!
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PostPosted: Jun 16 2010 04:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Rycona wrote:
The general public is not ready for this. We will never be ready for this. Someone needs to make an laser-accident RSS news feed, because I want that on my iGoogle page.

Lazer Accident! would be a great band name. The "Z" and "I" could be lightning bolts!

The Lazer Incident sounds like it could be a lame hippie jam band.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 16 2010 04:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Lazer Accident would have at least five songs with their name in the title over the course of their first two albums. For example

Welcome To Lazer Accident
Don't Mess With Lazer Accident
(You Can't Stop) Lazer Accident
We'll Never Quit (Because We're Lazer Accident)
(Lazer Accident Is) Back
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PostPosted: Jun 16 2010 04:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
I think I saw one of these in a skymall catalog last year, it's about the size of a lightsaber handle right?


It does in fact look very much like a Lightsaber, in fact I am surprised Lucasfilms has not tried to sue these people yet.

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PostPosted: Jun 16 2010 09:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Andrew Man wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I think I saw one of these in a skymall catalog last year, it's about the size of a lightsaber handle right?


It does in fact look very much like a Lightsaber, in fact I am surprised Lucasfilms has not tried to sue these people yet.

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Their probably scared shitless that WickedLasers would give one of these to every star wars/ Indiana Jones fan who still smouldering over the prequals/sequal and tell them "have at it" if they tried.
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PostPosted: Jun 16 2010 11:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Lazer Accident would have at least five songs with their name in the title over the course of their first two albums. For example

Welcome To Lazer Accident
Don't Mess With Lazer Accident
(You Can't Stop) Lazer Accident
We'll Never Quit (Because We're Lazer Accident)
(Lazer Accident Is) Back

Heh! Laughing



 
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