At the next PPV he's going to staple gun his tights to the mat.

I honestly didn't like the finish, but that's only because Cena is as stale as they come.

Batista is likely gone from the WWE. Which is a shame, since he was easily the best thing going on Raw.

I for one, am not happy Swagger won. I like the guy and all, but it just doesn't seem like his time. Like I said before, he was curtain jerking Superstars just a few short months ago and now it's believable he can keep up with Orton?

Orton on the other hand has just been plain awesome. There was about a 20 second period in that match where Orton threw Swagger to the outside and just unleashed rage on him, especially the trashcan shot, looked "legit". Orton has come a very very long way since 2004 where he was botching left and right, quite possibly the most interesting face on Raw.

Holy Shit...it literally took about 40 minutes to go from excited wrestling fan to not giving a fuck again.

First and foremost, the guest hosts continue, however Raw does have a GM now; Vickie Guerrero. There's very few people that make me literally hate watching, but she's one of them, quite possibly one of the worst actors I've ever seen. It's amazing that she's been brought back because everything she has already done has been rehashed already, and once again has alligned herself with Edge. AGAIN!

Also due to the fact that Ted Dibiase Jr. is absolutely a charismatic blackhole, a guy who couldn't cut a promo or draw heat if he was a stove, he decided to adopte his father's gimmick. How fucking pathetic. And while I like the idea of the Colons turning heel, I wish they hadn't alligned themselves with this dumbass. Meanwhile Cody Rhodes has been able to thrive after the draft due to the fact he IS charismatic and can wrestle, he doesn't need daddy's gimmick. Imagine that after Orton's 2004 shitty run, they gave him a cast and a cowboy hat...it wouldn't work! Dibiase Jr. is just a waste of space.

Speaking of space, as I just wrote this...Mark Henry hit astronaut Buzz Aldrin with a steel chair. I might have to watch next week, but I'm turning this episode off.

I read that Vickie was a one night thing, which better be fucking true. I swear, she was almost on the same level of hatred that I have for Bobby Lashley...and that's saying something. If I see her next week then I think I'm going to stop watching Raw, she just ruins it.

Whether or not the Colons alligned themselves, it doesn't matter. Ted's gimmick sucks...it won't get him over because he doesn't have the gift of gab like his father did. The best way they would've gotten him over was back when he faced off with Orton for the first time and got pretty decent face pops.

I've very proud of Cody though. He's proved he doesn't have to rely on anything other than what he already has inside the ring. If he was a little bigger, I could see WWE pushing him to the moon.

Also, I'm very surprised we haven't seen a sign that says:

The Colons Stink!

Personally, I don't think they would get the same heat. People legitamently hate Vickie. And legit hate is not good, people aren't waiting for her to get her ass kicked, they'd just rather turn the channel. And it's amazing, I didn't think it was possible for her to get any uglier, but that new haircut proves it.

I think the Colons can survive on their own. Honestly if they ever bring Hennig up, he would be a good fit, however the Colons are well enough established at this point, it would only be a step back. I don't mind a Fortunate Sons gimmick, but goddamn do I not want to see Ted as "Million Dollar Man". They should bring Nick Hogan in...he can kill people and get away with it afterall. That's pretty fortunate.