I am not dead, nor have I been kidnapped by space aliens a la Life of Brian. We're in the middle of a home renovation right now, and my room is completely torn apart and I have no access to my regular computer. Hopefully the bulk of this stuff will be finished by next Wendsday-ish, and things can go back to normal. (And no, I'm not under the illusion that I'm so damn important people will be missing me or wondering where I am; just wanted everyone to know I didn't decide to run out and abandon the place.)

Still planning to do my damndest to make D&D tomorrow though, even if I have to illegally install Chatzilla on a library computer.