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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Oh man, finally finished reading the article, and that was almost painful lol. Well done Syd, but next time, be more careful. If you ever have an initial reaction like that again, probably best to call it quits.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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give your sister my number bro
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| give your sister my number bro |
Little do you know, but that picture is actually old and the one in the picture is none other then Jeebus. It's still politically correct to say sister though. 
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
Posts: 273
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Good work man, I can't believe how entertained I was reading about some guy eating cookies. I thought I was brave when I ate some Spice girl gum from 1999 last year.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I think the fact that the cookies were aged to the point where the designs on them became blurred together was a sign that they were hazardous to your health, so you're definitely a brave soul for eating as much as you did.
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
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Yay, you finally did it. Once you send the cookie box back I have plenty more expired food here. Just for the record I purchased an unopened pack of cookies from 1967 and I only wanted the wrapper, not the cookies. After I opened them to dispose of the cookies it smelled like a small animal died in the room, and that is what I assume the Star Wars cookies smelled like. If you ate even a bite I give you a ton of credit. 
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ChiSoxFan
Title: Chicago Sports Fan
Joined: May 11 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 184
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Good stuff, Syd. "Syd consuming expired-way-beyond-the-point-of-safe-consumption consumables" articles are some of your finest work.
Glad to see that you are alive and no worse for wear...if you died, then where could there be another site that can possibly teach us to live, laugh, learn, and love like sydlexia.com can?
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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I only had to read the title to being the uncontrollable laughter. I knew this was going to be an epic article, more epic then anything i've read or seen recently. And you did not disappoint, syd. Those cookies looked like shit molded vaguely into Starwars characters and judging by the description of there order, they might have just broke the boundaries of being poison or perhaps being so moldy they become some form of super Penicillin, strong enough to kill germs and humans alike.
You've did it though, you've made an epic Trilogy of Climatic Consumption and Retro Regurgitation. And i suggest you don't pull a George Lucas and try to make a 4th taste test article long after the other three have become classic or your body can nolong handle such dangers. If you do, please don't entitle it: Syd Lexia and the Cracking of Crystal Meth.
BTW, your sister is cute. That is all.
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Satirical
Title: 90's Girl
Joined: Apr 28 2009
Location: California
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those looked pretty gross .i couldn't have touched em! syd your stomach must be made of titanium or some shit because i woulda been puking. anywho glad your alive and kicking
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AJ Fox
Title: HylianFox
Joined: Jun 26 2009
Location: Calatia
Posts: 63
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Syd, all I can say is... why?
I know you're naturally curious, but you really should have just sold those damn cookies on e-Bay to some Star Wars freak for a ridiculous sum rather than punish yourself by attempting to eat them.
Hell, chances are those cookies were never that good to begin with.
As a side note, for some reason I oddly enjoyed getting to see your toilet. >_>
I also can't stand fat people who can't keep their crap from getting all over the back of the seat. Thank God for Clorox.
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The Pale Rider
Joined: Jun 23 2009
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fuckin crazy....
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none ov thy weak brothers, shalt ever share my blood
my awareness, catalyst, ov godhate I have spawned
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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This is a little late, but.
Best. Article. Title. Ever.
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wunstar
Title: Mr. I guess??
Joined: Dec 11 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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The long wait was finally over and well worth it... Star Wars cookies.... You risked your life to entertain us, thank you Syd, thank you.
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| Kojjiro! wrote: |
| give your sister my number bro |
Little do you know, but that picture is actually old and the one in the picture is none other then Jeebus. It's still politically correct to say sister though. |
Kris had a radical sex change and calls "herself" Jeebus now? 
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
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Great article Syd. I laughed pretty hard, but I was a little disapointed when you hinted that you'll never eat quarter-century old food stuffs again. I was hoping for a future Nintendo Cereal article.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Nintendo Cereal is, of course, an exception.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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| Great article Syd. I laughed pretty hard, but I was a little disapointed when you hinted that you'll never eat quarter-century old food stuffs again. I was hoping for a future Nintendo Cereal article. |
I second that emotion. The food articles are my favorite ones and it was very disappointing to hear say that you won't be putting your life and sanity on the line for us anymore. I hope you reconsider.
Also, I agree with a poster above about making these into videos.
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