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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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This is what Quan Chi would have looked like if he had been in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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2009 is now the official year of Hollywood raping our childhoods.
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 "Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Why can't they just stick to the source material? Surely a blue sheet with eye holes in it would've been much cheaper and better than a metal bondage gasmask thing.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| Ba‘al wrote: |
| Why can't they just stick to the source material? Surely a blue sheet with eye holes in it would've been much cheaper and better than a metal bondage gasmask thing. |
When exactly did they go from the cowl to the helmet with the silver facescreen?
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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Probably because they don't think the classic blue mask is cool enough for today's audience which is bullshit in my opinion. These are OUR cartoons/childhoods they are fucking with!
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Pretty sure he had his battle helmet first before had the cowl. Of course now the explanation is that he wears the helmet in combat and the hood for ceramonial purposes.
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
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The first episode had the helmet with the silver mask. I can tell you that for cetain. Quite frankly the fact that the movie is revealing more than his eyes pisses me off. His mysterious nature is what made him cool. When Cobra Commander was gone G.I. Joe was dead to me. The movie doesn't exist in my version.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Damn, why must I get to be so happy for the Wolverine & Trek movies, but so pissed off for GI Joe and Transformers? Stupid Hollywood, raising my expectations.
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vash17
Title: Lord of pie
Joined: Oct 10 2006
Location: over the rainbow
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Dear G.I Joe movie creators,
This is cobra Commander:
That is all.[/i]
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
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The new enemy of crunchberry Cobra Commander:
Can he protect his crunchbery head against GI Joe's new ally? Watch the movie and find out.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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Dear G.I Joe movie creators,
This is cobra Commander:
That is all.[/i] |
QTF! Far more effective and probably less expensive than the lame ass costume they are using in the movie.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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well, ever since batman showed people how to make cartoon/comic book movies right (i.e. realistic and badass), they want to copy that and make enemies that 'make sense' in terms of the real world. which is why GI Joe looks terrible imo.
that, or i just made that shit up. probably the latter. damn hungover drunkenness
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
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Holy mother of god this looks crappy.
GI Joe himself looks like he's part of the movie X-Men too. I fear for this potential piece of shit.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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| GI Joe himself looks like he's part of the movie X-Men too. I fear for this potential piece of shit. |
There's actually a character called G.I. Joe? Christ.
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