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Joined: Sep 13 2008
PostPosted: Jan 26 2009 11:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

[08:13] <Hackerofsydlexia> can i try the trivia
[08:13] <Hackerofsydlexia> ?
[08:13] <joshwoodzell> is this your first time in the chat ever, hacker?
[08:13] <Rycona> They're teleporting information between distant ions of Ytterbium, but dial-up still exists.
[08:13] <Hackerofsydlexia> yes
[08:13] <LexiaBot9000> What a whiny bitch.
[08:14] <Hackerofsydlexia> hey shut the fuck up lexiabot
[08:14] <Rycona> I'm sorry, hacker. I'm under the prime directive A2-3.a.
[08:14] <LexiaBot9000> You mean zelda_noob?
[08:14] <Hackerofsydlexia> Lexiabot9000 is a homo
[08:14] <joshwoodzell> hahaha
[08:15] <Hackerofsydlexia> hey lexiabot. candlejack
[08:15] <LexiaBot9000> Don't say his name!



 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jan 26 2009 11:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker... that is beautiful.



 
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
PostPosted: Jan 26 2009 12:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That's hilarious. Smile


RIP Hacker

Alexz Johnson

 
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
PostPosted: Jan 26 2009 09:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

[19:26] <Lottel> does it kick when you mention candleman?
[19:26] <M3GA_MAN> boners
[19:26] <@LexiaBot9000> I'll never understand you humans and your fascination with erect penises...
[19:26] <M3GA_MAN> candlejack you mean?
[19:26] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (Don't say his name!)
[19:26] <Lottel> Very Happy
[19:26] * M3GA_MAN (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[19:26] <Fernin> yep Smile
[19:26] <M3GA_MAN> lol
[19:26] <Ghandi> i keep making stupid mistakes in Contra
[19:26] <Fernin> thanks for demonstrating, mega
[19:26] <M3GA_MAN> ha
[19:27] <M3GA_MAN> np
[19:27] <M3GA_MAN> I'll be
[19:27] <M3GA_MAN> "The Candlejack Tester of Sydlexia"
[19:27] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (He's gonna need more rope...)
[19:27] * M3GA_MAN (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[19:27] <M3GA_MAN> Smile
[19:27] <Lottel> the what tester?
[19:27] <M3GA_MAN> "The Candlejack Tester of Sydlexia"!!!
[19:27] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (He's gonna need more rope...)
[19:27] * M3GA_MAN (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[19:28] <M3GA_MAN> Smile
[19:28] <Lottel> you enjoy saying that?
[19:28] <M3GA_MAN> I guess
[19:28] <Lottel> I don't know why
[19:28] <Lottel> cnadlejack is only kinda funny
[19:28] <Fernin> the only time it really makes me laugh is when the question comes up in trivia
[19:28] <Lottel> Oh?
[19:29] <M3GA_MAN> Not cnadlejack, it's Candlejack
[19:29] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (He's gonna need more rope...)
[19:29] <Lottel> what is the question
[19:29] <Lottel> Very Happy
[19:29] * M3GA_MAN (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[19:29] <@LexiaBot9000> GOOGLE IT, Lottel!!!!
[19:29] <Fernin> What's the name of the Freakazoid villain whose name you don't ever say?
[19:29] <Lottel> why'd you get kicked Mega?
[19:29] <@LexiaBot9000> We're not telling you, it's a secret.
[19:29] <Lottel> Awesome Fernin
[19:29] <Lottel> No. JAWesome
[19:29] <M3GA_MAN> Fernin
[19:29] <M3GA_MAN> It's candlejack
[19:29] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (Don't say his name!)
[19:30] <Lottel> Very Happy
[19:30] * M3GA_MAN (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Jan 27 2009 07:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

<AKAFred> !define love
<LexiaBot9000> Sorry AKAFred, but I can't find love.
<AKAFred> ITS SO TRAGIC!!!!
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
PostPosted: Jan 28 2009 02:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

<AKAFred> !timebomb doc_jesus_insano
* @LexiaBot9000 straps a bomb to doc_jesus_insano's back. The display reads [23] seconds.
<@LexiaBot9000> Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 4 wires. They are and.
<joshwoodzell> when in doubt, draw penis and balls on something.
<not_sure> use your jesus powers!
<DOC_JESUS_INSANO> ok
<@Rycona> Like the back of a dirty car.
<DOC_JESUS_INSANO> what?
<MrBman> or in snow
<@LexiaBot9000> tick... tick... tick...
<DOC_JESUS_INSANO> they are what?
* DOC_JESUS_INSANO was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)
<@GPFontaine> penis drawings will sure as hell make you look crazy
<not_sure> some messiah
<joshwoodzell> haha, snow is the best
* DOC_JESUS_INSANO (~docinsano@68.177.134.39) has joined #sydlexia
* DOC_JESUS_INSANO is now known as docinsano
<docinsano> I have risen!

Much earlier in the evening, someone decided to rename themselves LexiaBot9OOO... Not really much fun came out of that scenario, except...

* LexiaBot9OOO was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (There can only be one!)



 
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SoftNum
Joined: Jan 13 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
PostPosted: Jan 28 2009 12:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

* hackerofsydlexia (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
<hackerofsydlexia> hey
<hackerofsydlexia> whos here
<hackerofsydlexia> !start
<hackerofsydlexia> candlejack
<hackerofsydlexia> hello
<hackerofsydlexia> is anybody out there
<softnum> hi
<hackerofsydlexia> finially somebodys here
<hackerofsydlexia> damn i g2g
* hackerofsydlexia (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) Quit (Quit: #yhiselamu | www.yhiselamu.ee)
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
PostPosted: Jan 28 2009 06:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

[14:58] <hackerofsydlexia> holy shit
[14:58] <hackerofsydlexia> ive got a stalker i think
[14:59] <Rycona> Probably your other personality.
[14:59] <Fernin> lol, what makes you think that?
[14:59] <Optimistic> Well at least they offer the ability for people to make their own site with the format
[14:59] <Fernin> !date
[14:59] <UsaSatsui> You do have a stalker.
[14:59] <Rycona> I have a few wikis bookmarked.
[14:59] <UsaSatsui> His name's Dr. Jeebus.
[14:59] <Fernin> hoo boy, looks like the damage went further than I thought...
[14:59] <hackerofsydlexia> i got a bunch of emails from some girl saying she loved me
[14:59] <Rycona> Lost, Heroes, Data Crystal, Star Wars, Star Trek.
[14:59] <Optimistic> hit it and quit it hack
[15:00] <Rycona> Best advice I've heard today.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Jan 29 2009 01:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

<LexiaBot9000> Question: Say it! Guile's projectile move in Street Fighter
<not_sure> sonic boom!
<UsaSatsui> SONIC BOOB
<LexiaBot9000> not_sure from #sydlexia got the right answer Sonic Boom and got 6 points.
<Ghandi> conic boom
<UsaSatsui> ...oops
<docinsano> SONIC TITS
<UsaSatsui> EPIC TYPO
<Slayer_Professional> Duck tits!
<LexiaBot9000> Question: In the original Bases Loaded game, how did new pitchers enter the field?
<Ghandi> freudian slip
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PostPosted: Jan 29 2009 11:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

[08:01] *** UsaSatsui was kicked by UsaSatsui (Don't cheat)



 
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
PostPosted: Jan 29 2009 11:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

How about some context for that? What was he doing when he kicked himself? A joke isn't funny if you skip the setup and go straight to the punchline...



 
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
PostPosted: Jan 29 2009 11:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

he cheated on trivia



 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Jan 29 2009 05:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There were three possible answers to a question, I entered all three on the same line.

Not that it's worth mentioning. You really need a better sense of what's "memorable".
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Jan 30 2009 03:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

...

<BlackZarak> one sec, i need a drink
<LexiaBot9000> Hint 1: ****s***
<BlackZarak> also, i'm gonna be totally dead at work tomorrow when i need to get up at 8 after this nonsense
<UsaSatsui> Tungsten
<LexiaBot9000> UsaSatsui from #sydlexia got the right answer Tungsten and got 8 points.
<BlackZarak> but i cant stop
<UsaSatsui> It's addicting
<LexiaBot9000> Question: This immortal series of punction marks has been uttered by just about every RPG hero ever.
<UsaSatsui> But when 12 people are spamming it...pretty annoying
<LexiaBot9000> UsaSatsui from #sydlexia got the right answer ... and got 4 points.
<UsaSatsui> ...What?
<UsaSatsui> Seriously?
<LexiaBot9000> Question: Say it! Guile's projectile move in Street Fighter
<LexiaBot9000> Hint 1: *o*** ***m
<BlackZarak> sonic boom!
<LexiaBot9000> BlackZarak from #sydlexia got the right answer Sonic Boom and got 5 points.
<UsaSatsui> I'm still trying to figure that out.
<LexiaBot9000> Question: This low movement tactic is considered cheesy in FPS games.
<BlackZarak> yeah true
<UsaSatsui> It read the "..." as my answer. Awesome.
<BlackZarak> errors ftw!
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PostPosted: Jan 31 2009 02:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

[10:39] <LexiaBot9000> M3GA_MAN from #sydlexia got the right answer Bald Bull and got 4 points.
[10:39] <M3GA_MAN> hehe
[10:39] <hackerofsydlexia> Question: for 500 points Who was the Freakazoid villan whos name you must not say
[10:39] <SevereFlame> Ah.
[10:39] <M3GA_MAN> candlejack
[10:39] *** M3GA_MAN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (Don't say his name!)
[10:39] <LexiaBot9000> Question: In Last Action Hero, these two words are the main part of Jack Slater's catch phrase.
[10:39] *** M3GA_MAN has joined #sydlexia
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it was fun
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
PostPosted: Jan 31 2009 09:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SevereFlame> What's shoved up my ass right now?
<LexiaBot9000> GOOGLE IT, SevereFlame!!!!

...
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 02:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

[01:13] <M3GA_MANN> yeah
[01:13] <M3GA_MANN> fucking nuts
[01:14] <M3GA_MANN> He tells you to turn the console off
[01:14] <M3GA_MANN> and some people have done it
[01:14] <M3GA_MANN> I'm too smart to fall for that though Razz
[01:14] <Spehornoob> YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
[01:14] <UsaSatsui> THAT one is a homage to the first Metal Gear
[01:14] <M3GA_MANN> yeah
[01:14] <UsaSatsui> Big Boss tells you to do that.
[01:14] <Ghandi> i am asleep
[01:14] <UsaSatsui> It's "I Feel Asleep"
[01:14] <M3GA_MANN> yeah
[01:14] <M3GA_MANN> stoopid
[01:14] *** M3GA_MANN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (Stop using that moronic word!)
[01:15] <Ghandi> metal gear on the NES was a game i couldnt get into
[01:15] <UsaSatsui> "Uh oh. The truck have started to move"
[01:15] <UsaSatsui> HAHAHAHAHA!
[01:15] *** M3GA_MANN has joined #sydlexia
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> what the fuck?
[01:15] <UsaSatsui> Someone found the new kick trigger. Smile
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> ugh
[01:15] <Spehornoob> Just a sec...
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> that is so stoopid
[01:15] *** M3GA_MANN was kicked by LexiaBot9000 (Stop using that moronic word!)
[01:15] <Spehornoob> Adleast
[01:15] *** M3GA_MANN has joined #sydlexia
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> ffs
[01:15] <Ghandi> adleast needs to be added to
[01:15] <Spehornoob> Nope. Nothing.
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> change that
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> I don't say adleast
[01:15] <M3GA_MANN> I've changed my ways
[01:16] <M3GA_MANN> I say at least now
[01:16] <Spehornoob> You're gay now?
[01:16] <UsaSatsui> Adleast should just be forgotten and never spoken of again
[01:16] <M3GA_MANN> no
[01:16] <M3GA_MANN> yup
[01:16] <Spehornoob> Adleast it's all over, though.
[01:16] <Ghandi> it wont be if it a kick trigger
[01:16] <Spehornoob> OH GOD!
[01:16] *** Spehornoob was kicked by UsaSatsui (Stop that)
[01:16] *** Spehornoob has joined #sydlexia
[01:16] <Fernin> lol
[01:16] <Spehornoob> Blah.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 02:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, this bot sounds fun. I'll have to get on more often.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

FUCK ADLEAST!!!!!!!!!!!



 
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 10:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

[21:38] <@LexiaBot9000> Time up! Answer was: ProStars
[21:38] <@BlackZarak> prostars
[21:38] <@Douche> prostars
[21:38] <@BlackZarak> dammit
[21:38] <@Douche> damnit!!!
[21:38] <@BlackZarak> lol
[21:38] <@Douche> lol
[21:38] <@Douche> stop
[21:38] <@BlackZarak> thats awesome



 
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 07:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Double posting, but with good reason... m3ga slipped up. A question or two was snipped out of the middle for being irrelevant to the rest and to reduce the length of this already ridiculously long post.

[18:02] <@LexiaBot9000> Question: This adult film star plays "Sarah Paylin" in Hustler's "Who's Nailing Paylin" series.
[18:03] <@LexiaBot9000> Hint 1: ***a A** 
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Anna all
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Anna alp
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Anna alz
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Anna Ali
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Anna Apu
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> lol
[18:03] <@LexiaBot9000> Hint 2: L*** *n* 
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Anna Aul
[18:03] <AKAFred> It's funny that there's porn of "Palin"
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Anna Ann
[18:03] <@LexiaBot9000> For twenty bucks, I'll give you access to my personal porn storage drive...
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Lina Ana
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Anna Anal
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Liza Ann
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Lisa Ann
[18:03] <@LexiaBot9000> M3GA_MAN from #sydlexia got the right answer Lisa Ann and got 3 points.
[18:03] <AKAFred> The first comment I heard about her was she looked like a porn star dressed as a librarian
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> Smile
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Lisa Ann
[18:03] <SevereFlame> Fuck
[18:03] <@LexiaBot9000> For twenty bucks, I'll give you access to my personal porn storage drive...
[18:03] <M3GA_MAN> lol
*snip*
[18:04] <@LexiaBot9000> Question: Who composed a large majority of the music for the Final Fantasy series?
[18:04] <SevereFlame> Dunno
[18:04] <SevereFlame> Okay, I'm bored.
[18:04] <@LexiaBot9000> Go do something then, dumbass.
[18:04] <M3GA_MAN> Nobeu This adult film star plays "Sarah Paylin" in Hustler's "Who's Nailing Paylin" series.
[18:04] <@LexiaBot9000> Hint 1: N**** **m**** 
[18:04] <M3GA_MAN> Nobuo Uematsu?
[18:04] <@LexiaBot9000> M3GA_MAN from #sydlexia got the right answer Nobuo Uematsu and got 7 points.
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> yay?
[18:05] <SevereFlame> Wtf..?
[18:05] <@LexiaBot9000> Question: This shock rock band had a memorable cameo in the movie Empire Records.
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> uhh
[18:05] <@Fernin> ...well, I'd call that proof positive that he's a copy/pasting bastard
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> IDK
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> !rank
[18:05] <@LexiaBot9000> M3GA_MAN you have 4214 points.
[18:05] <SevereFlame> That think
[18:05] <@Fernin> !stop
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> so
[18:05] <@LexiaBot9000> Trivia stopped. Type !Start to start again.
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> I copy pasted that one
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> only
[18:05] <@Fernin> a likely story
[18:05] <M3GA_MAN> I don't know how to spell his damn last name
[18:05] <@Fernin> and why did you copy/paste the Palin question, hmm?
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> It didn't work anyways Sad
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> I got no results
[18:06] <@Fernin> he's been googling every damned question, I say
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> Proof?
[18:06] <@Fernin> you just said it got no results
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> Yeah
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> I googled that one
[18:06] <@Fernin> and that you pasted Nobuo Uematsu's name
[18:06] <@Fernin> indicating you googled that one, too
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> yeah
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> so that's two
[18:06] <M3GA_MAN> that's not fucking all
[18:07] <SevereFlame> That's two too many.
[18:07] <@Fernin> exactly



 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Feb 04 2009 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

The bot gets a mind of it's own...

<AKAFred> so someone can be banned... but still in the channel?
<UsaSatsui> I'm curious now, though. Fernin?
=-= Mode #sydlexia +b *!*@cpe-24-25-134-111.nycap.res.rr.com by UsaSatsui
<UsaSatsui> Yes. Smile
=-= AKAFred was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (Out)
<UsaSatsui> ...WHAT?
=== UsaSatsui!~chatzilla@c-76-19-120-121.hsd1.ma.comcast.net banned *!*@cpe-24-25-134-111.nycap.res.rr.com from #sydlexia on Wednesday, February 04, 2009 12:02:43 AM. [Remove]
=== End of #sydlexia ban list.
<Fernin|Comic> ...?
=-= Mode #sydlexia -b *!*@cpe-24-25-134-111.nycap.res.rr.com by UsaSatsui
<UsaSatsui> What the FUCK was that? BAD BOT!
<BlackZarak> whats happening...
<Fernin|Comic> that's never happened before...
<LexiaBot9000> We're not telling you, it's a secret.
<UsaSatsui> BAD!
-->| AKAFred (~chatzilla@cpe-24-25-134-111.nycap.res.rr.com) has joined #sydlexia
<BlackZarak> OPEN FIRE!
<AKAFred> hmm... booted by the bot?
<UsaSatsui> Sorry, Fred, had NO idea that would happen
=-= LexiaBot9000 was booted from #sydlexia by YOU (BAD!)
-->| LexiaBot9000 (~db51@cpe-74-70-8-35.nycap.res.rr.com) has joined #sydlexia
=-= Mode #sydlexia +o LexiaBot9000 by ChanServ
<Fernin|Comic> sorry, Fred, the bot has a mind of its own all of a sudden...
<AKAFred> meh, ive had time to refill my apathy so its all good
=-= Fernin|Comic is now known as Fernin
<UsaSatsui> The robots are taking over.
<BlackZarak> skynet is online!
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Feb 05 2009 02:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

AKAFred> in all sorts of NES games... youre traveling through factories or buildings where people actually work and whatnot
<AKAFred> yet its fucking impossible to get around these places...
<BlackZarak> lol
<AKAFred> how the hell do the people who work there get anything done?
<BlackZarak> i always think that abnout resident evil games
<UsaSatsui> In the NES games?
<UsaSatsui> Oh
<BlackZarak> like how does anyone get around the police station or sewers of raccoon city?
<AKAFred> yeah the resident evil buildings are crazy
<UsaSatsui> That police station in RE2 always buggedme.
<BlackZarak> you need jewels, medallions that are broken in half, chees piece shaped keys
<AKAFred> hey sue, im gonna go get some pens from the supply closet
<BlackZarak> gimme the blue falcon medallion
<UsaSatsui> "I need to see the detective"
<AKAFred> can you come help me turn the statue in the fountain?
<BlackZarak> lol
<AKAFred> and has anyone seen the green gem lately?
<BlackZarak> dammit, who lost the other half of the eagle medallion? how am i going to clean those dead gophers out of the sewer overflow pipes?
<AKAFred> well... with how half the people in those games talk
<AKAFred> is it any surprise that the architechts are all on crack?
<UsaSatsui> "Okay, go down that hall, get the Eagle Crest, run it up the stairs...oh, you gotta pull that lever behind the door on the right there to make the stairs appear, but you need a hammer to get it loose...then when you get to the third door on the left, use the Moon Key and chant the Sacred Verse of Yonkie."
<BlackZarak> i understand thats its supposed to keep people from finding the secrets but fuck
<UsaSatsui> "...Nevermind, I'll just leave a message"
<BlackZarak> you'll need the cipher to open the broom closet door, go arrange paintings of people from yougest to oldest and then look for it in the chimney flue...
<UsaSatsui> That explains it. The cops there are just antisocial fucks who never want to do any work.
<AKAFred> i can just imagine work orientation...
<BlackZarak> "just stay in the break room and never try to go anywhere..."
<AKAFred> but be mindful you dont order the peanuts from A3 in the vending machine
<AKAFred> unless you remember to push the statues over the poison gas vents
<UsaSatsui> "Okay, if anyone actually forgets the puzzle to open the bathroom...like you COULD...you just need to solve the riddle on the Medusa statue on the second floor and bam, you should have it"
<BlackZarak> you need a guidebook as thick as a phone book to find the bathroom
<BlackZarak> fun games but theres no way anyone in raccoon city got anything accomplished ever
<UsaSatsui> Seems the only ones who could get anyplace are the zombies.
<BlackZarak> yeah, no crystal jewel tiara puzzles for them
<AKAFred> no wonder so few people give a fuck about umbrella destroying it
<BlackZarak> and lickers have no trouble getting everywhere
<UsaSatsui> "Okay, this is the hidden storage vault. It was guarded by 2 keys, both carefully hidden. Nobody ever even knew about it until I just found it...
<AKAFred> 'what? those idiots with the stupid ass buildings? good let em all die'
<UsaSatsui> "...FUCK THERE'S ZOMBIES IN HERE TOO?"
<UsaSatsui> Maybe the zombies did all that shit.
<AKAFred> what... zombie redecorators?
<BlackZarak> woe be to the rookie cop who drops a jewel and it shatters
<UsaSatsui> "Oooo, lock it with the eagle crest. :
<BlackZarak> "you know how hard it is to come by rare emeralds that just happen to be shaped like dragon heads?"
<UsaSatsui> "WILSON! Did you drop the Green Gem?"
<AKAFred> go into the hospital... 'hi im here to see my friend, hes in room 220'
<AKAFred> well... i hope you know how to play the piano!
<BlackZarak> lol
<AKAFred> and be mindful of the giant spider in 214
<BlackZarak> "i'd be chewing you out in my own office, but i can't find trhe golden lion head"
<AKAFred> oh and heres a question
<UsaSatsui> ...Hey.
<UsaSatsui> My supervisor has left early
<UsaSatsui> So...
<AKAFred> didnt in one of the games the zombie apocalypse just kind of happened overnight right?
<BlackZarak> "i think that giant plant growing up through the basement floor ate it"
<AKAFred> who had time to board up the windows in EVERY BUILDING?
<UsaSatsui> I think 2 o'clock is coming early. Smile
<BlackZarak> sorta, i think it more caught people by surprise and they reacted with disbelief
<BlackZarak> a deadly mistake in a zombie outbreak
<UsaSatsui> Maybe they just didn't notice.
<BlackZarak> and there was worse than zombies roaming the streets at the time
<UsaSatsui> "Edna, what's that noise outside?" "Looks like zombies, Earl". "...Meh"
<AKAFred> another question too...
<BlackZarak> "just close the drapes"
<AKAFred> theres all these zombies that just rip you up and leave you there dead
<UsaSatsui> "Tell em we don't want any"
<AKAFred> but you never really see any bodies laying around...
<UsaSatsui> Dude
<BlackZarak> "damn jehovahs witnesses..."


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PostPosted: Feb 05 2009 04:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

Sigh...chat hasn't been giving me any memorable stuff when I signed on. Maybe some people playing LexiaBot's trivia game thing. I suppose I'll try the candlejack thi
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Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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PostPosted: Feb 05 2009 03:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Chat rooms aren't always blazing with the interesting stuff 100% of the time.

If you come on and nothing's happening, lurk for a while. Check other windows.
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