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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' till I retire
Now we rock the party and come correct
Our cuts are on time and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect
They called us and said we're gettin iller
There's no one chiller
It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller
As one def rapper, I know I can hang
I'm Run from Run-DMC, like Kool from Kool and the Gang
Roll to the rock, rock to the roll
DMC stands for devestating mic control
You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
And I even made the devil sell me his soul
Now we crash through walls, cut through floors
Bust through ceilings and knock down doors
And when we're on the tape, we're fresh out the box
You can hear our sound for blocks and blocks
For every living person we're a purple treat
It's me and DMC, Jay where's the beat?
Now we're the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool
I'm DMC, I rock and roll. I'm DJ Run, I rock and rule
It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool
It's all brand new, never ever old school
You got the music in your body and you can't comprehend
When your mind won't wiggle and your knees will bend
Music ain't nothin but a people's jam
It's DJ Run-DMC rockin without a band
Now I walked on ice and never fell
I spent my time in a plush hotel
I stood on many stages, held many mics
Take airplane flights, at huge heights
So all you sucker MC's, you gotta say please
Cause when he jumps high, I'm pulling down weeds
Got a song so strong, it's knocking down trees
Is it hard to believe it's Run-DMC
I am from, around the way
And Run goes to school, every day
And Jay plays the records he has to play
And we get down with no delay, HEY!
I rock the party with the words I speak
And Run says the rhymes that are unique
And Jay cuts the records every day of the week
And we are the crew that can never be beat
So don't try to diss me, try to be my friend
Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end
The rhymes we say, shall set a trend
Because a devestating rap is what we send
Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us but we're not the Beatles
My name is Darryl, you can call him D
You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC
People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"
D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean
Like we said before, we rock hardcore
I'm DJ Run, I can scratch. I'm DMC, I can draw
And now we got the knack, to attract
Our rhyme's an aphrodisiac
We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot
When it comes to rock, give it all we got
To be MC's, we got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
We're cool cool cats, it's like that
That's the way it is, so stay the hell back
We're causin hard times, for sucker MC's
Cause they don't make no songs like these
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Directive!
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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1 4m 4 h4X0rz 1n tr41n1n6!!!!!111oneone
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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Cruisin' Mos Espa in my DeLorean
The war is over, I'm a peacetime Mandalorian
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate, buffet plate at Bennigan's
Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate
First and second offense, I won't hesitate
Got a job to do and Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker, someone he really hates
I don't give a fuck, I'm after Solo
For all I care, he could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo
Gotta make the money, credit's no good
When the Jawas runnin' shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook, I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my Vette
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste
Get down
I'm a question, wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside of Slave One, find your homing signal
From Endor to Hoth, Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost
Say my name is Boba Fett, I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right, you're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flamethrowers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist, spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch, I see you in the Sarlaac Pit
You just flipped my switch, integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch, you know I shoot to get
I got bambinas at cantinas, waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside your little spaceship
Give you a head start cause I'm a sportin' con
Consider the starting line, the sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunde or else they be put under
As in six feet, got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta Death Star, got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammerhead at Mos Eisley bar
He used to carjack, now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option, can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like Jar Jar on speech therapy
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my Vette
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste
Get down
Slice you open like a Taun Taun, faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron, do the deed and then I'm gone
Jabba has a hissy fit, contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds, no politic is legit
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane, like in a pod race
My mean streak tweaked, I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place posthaste
Took up a noble cause called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about, girls and cars
Getting fucked up in fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard or gay like de Barge
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago in a pussy far far
Call me master, cuz I'm faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucker MCs can call me sire
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my Vette
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste
Get down
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I'm an organic answering machine, a dispatcherviser, and a sadomasochistic data regurgitation arm waving rant expert.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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through my talent in secretive code understanding I have concluded that everyone here works retail
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| Ermac wrote: |
| through my talent in secretive code understanding I have concluded that everyone here works retail |
Tyop + Retail = WTF?
LOL
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I know people that had callers who weren't the brightest and insisted the agent on the phone was an automated system. :p
are you a real person?
yes sir I am
you sound like a machine
I am not a machine sir, how may I help you?
Hey Brandine, come listen to this here robot on the phone, it sounds REAL!
Sir I am a real boy, would you like to place an order?
Gosh it's like science fiction or something!
Also people who want to pay with cash over the phone are the best. They try to read the serial number off the bills. 
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Adrenaline
Title: Local Canadian!
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Location: Nova Scotia, Canadiana
Posts: 365
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Im pretty unemployed eh..
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
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I'm a butcher and all around general grocery store employee.
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 "Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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