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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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For the complete morons who think I'm fat:
If I'm so fat then how do you explain this, idiots?
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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They took pity on you.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
For the complete morons who think I'm fat:
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What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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There is a MAGMYPIC logo in the bottom right corner. What do you say to that?
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joejew
Title: Super Dude
Joined: Sep 21 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 11
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Hey congrats on getting featured in the magazine! Nice job.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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That's the kinda smile you give the clerk when you put a rotisserie chicken and a bottle of K-Y on the counter.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Blackout wrote: |
That's the kinda smile you give the clerk when you put a rotisserie chicken and a bottle of K-Y on the counter. |
hahahaha
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
For the complete morons who think I'm fat:
If I'm so fat then how do you explain this, idiots? |
Wow . . . you really do look like zangief.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2305
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So, what sport do ya play? Hmmm, you look like a League player, maybe for your work's softball team. You look to be a catcher. You drop the ball sometimes and that pisses your teammates off when a base gets stolen. Your batting average is .179 and you've hit one home run. But it was in the park so nobody cared. Plus it was against WalMart's team. After the game you get piss drunk with your teammates and walk home in shame for sexually harassing the waitress with big jugs. You then order two large pizzas from Domino's and pass out to Last Call with Carson Daly.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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you must be a doctor of mind-reading, because you just perfectly described my Tuesday nights!!
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Wow, looks like a lot of skinny little nerd losers are afraid of my muscles.
The facts are in: I have enough strength to deadlift your fat mother, let alone rip all of your heads clean off your weakling shoulders.
I won the sports award for most weight lifted in a single rep.
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Kacen
Joined: Dec 18 2007
Location: Face 2 Face
Posts: 155
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He's rippling with fat muscles. You know what those are, right? When you have a fuscle.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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So not only are you retarded and fat, but apparently under the impression that people don't vomit looking at you.
Also: Who said anything about you being fat on here before you posted? I can tell you are fat now though. Thanks.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Lottel wrote: |
So not only are you retarded and fat, but apparently under the impression that people don't vomit looking at you.
Also: Who said anything about you being fat on here before you posted? I can tell you are fat now though. Thanks. |
Sheesh idiot, maybe you should watch your mouth before I punch it in for you? The only retarded person here is you, offering to suck my dick like you thought this forum was made for gay dating. No thanks homo, don't swing that way
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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FAKE. Oh and thanks for the mag my pic thing i have some ideas for me
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Kimbo Slice was knocked out in under a second by my LETHAL WEAPONS.
Suck my DICK, bitch!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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This thread started off as SUPER WIN but has degenerated into EPIC FAIL.
Don't make me lock it.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2305
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Let me guess, you play racquetball, right?
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
This thread started off as SUPER WIN but has degenerated into EPIC FAIL.
Don't make me lock it. |
Syd, you're getting too soft.
That and no one can explain Murdar's balls of steel.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
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