Go back home, the people shout
Get off our land! You must get out!
You Okies are nothing but trouble
You must leave here on the double!
Thoughts: Did I just rhyme trouble with double? Oh, the banality! I think people should start referring to Oklahomans as Okies again. I mean, really, what have Oklahomans ever done for America? Nothing. Maybe if we start slandering them, they'll finally get off their asses and do something. I think their first order of business should be to change the name of the University of Oklahoma's sports teams, because the Sooners is easily the lamest name ever. Seriously, they make the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs sound badass by comparison. Go Slugs!
By this point, you may be wondering why I chose to print out images for my book rather than drawing them. Well, it's because I suck at drawing. You see that cheesy picture of angry Californians that I made in Paintbrush? If I drawn a picture for this page myself, it would have looked pretty much the same but it would have been a lot sloppier.