Six spotted calves now nibble hay
Like that on which the baby lay.
"They put him in a manger bed
So he could rest his sleepy head."
Thoughts: Hey Gale Wiersum, you are a lousy hack of a poet. You already fucking rhymed with hay and lay back on page 5. Real fucking creative, you bitch. Of course, recycled rhymes go well with calves because calves suck. Most baby animals are adorable, but baby cows are just as ugly and useless as adult cows. I don't care if you're the self-proclaimed King of the Vegans, I don't see how anyone can fucking defend cows. What does a cow do that makes its life worth sparing? NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. But when you kill a cow, you can turn it into delicious cheeseburgers and badass leather jackets. Even Moses knew cows were gay; that's why he smashed The Golden Calf.