One small hen, upon her nest,
Softly clucks to all the rest:
"Little chicks, come, gather near.
A wondrous story you will hear."
Two white doves, on rafters high,
Coo a quiet lullaby:
"Long ago in manger hay,
The little baby Jesus lay.
Thoughts: I don't understand why animals would give a shit about Christmas Eve. According to mainstream Christian beliefs, all dogs in fact do NOT go to Heaven. Since animals do not have the capacity to make moral judgments, they are not considered to have souls. Thus, they cannot get in God's kingdom. So if your grandmother ever promised you that your poor dead kitty would be waiting for you in great hereafter, she's a lying cunt. Punch her. If she's already passed on to the next world, dig up her bones and punch them. That'll teach her. So basically these animals are wasting their fucking time. No matter how much they praise Jesus, they will never be allowed into Heaven. Basically, animals are a lot like the African slaves of old. Perhaps God doesn't whip them or starve them, but they don't get to sleep in the massa's house.