Eight nestling kitten lick their fur.
They nod their heads and softly purr.
"And he was wrapped in swaddling clothes
To keep him warm from head to toes."
Thoughts: How can I possibly say anything bad about these pages? Baby Jesus is pretty adorable, especially with eight kittens next to him. I wonder if Baby Jesus ever made stinkies in his swaddling clothes. As an adult, Jesus was able to perform all sorts of miracles including raising the fucking dead. I'd like to think a person with mad skills like those would be able to change his own diaper. Probably not though. Although he had mellowed down significantly from His Old Testament days, God was still kind of a douche at this point in time. After all, He did make Mary endure the pain of childbirth but denied her the pleasure of orgasm, so I wouldn't be surprised if He made her clean up Messiah doody too.